Story Time
Padraic, who claimed that it seems like I have no friends, watched the entirity of this show several times over during his first semester at college.
South Park
He's been accused of sexual assault by the freshman he took to prom.
Padriac
She is from St. Olaf.
Rose Nylund
"All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success."
Eric Adams
She would tell you to picture it! 1920!
Sophia Petrillo
He broke up with me 9 days before our Winter Ball, only to get back together and break up again. This time it was one day before our one year anniversary.
Adam
She recently moved in with my parents and grandma and has no intentions of moving out any time soon.
Justine
This TV movie does not care for G.O.B.
Lucille Bluth
"To those waiting with bated breath for that favorite media catchphrase-- the U-turn-- I have only one thing to say: you turn if you want to, the lady's not for turning!"
Margaret Thatcher
Henry founded his "Boy to Rhino Bootcamp" just to help this sad, pathetic, little boy who is MAYBE 75lbs maximum out, even though he quite rudely stole Henry's Pilot G2 pen.
Michael Levine
My aunt Cristina gave up this many children (that we know about)
4
She has a mirror image identical twin who is right-handed.
My aunt Heidi
With help from this bubbly Shiz student, you will be pop-u-lar!
Galinda Upland
"Only when it is dark enough can you see all the stars."
Kamala Harris
"I came in third, Amy, OK? Even the Nazis came in second."
Selina Meyer
2
The first name of this man is shared with his father, although he isn't a junior.
Enrico Siravo
This young boy drove a submarine to Vista Del Mar, wisely never keeping the steering wheel straight, but instead made many, small movements left to right.
Yoyo
"If they don't give you a seat at the table, bring a folding chair."
Shirley Chisholm
Over this holiday break, Henry found out that all of his friends met in secret without him because they chose his ex instead.
Thanksgiving Break
F*ggot
Memere
A legend was told about this man, who had a square jaw and perfect hair, cojones out to there, there was no hero quite him.
Galavant
"You can't be the underdog if you aren't under first."
Henry Siravo
Henry's longtime mentor, he is currently the Rhode Island Senate Majority Whip.
David Tikoian