Bad word replacements you say in the classroom
The alternative to f***
FUDGE
The current annoying trend that the kids are saying in the classroom
6 7
parent comes for 2pm dismissal time at 1:15pm everyday
Mr. Martinez
This happens when students talk without raising their hands… every… two… seconds
Kids blurting
I get louder the more you ask for quiet. What am I?
THE CLASS/STUDENTS
The alternative to s***
SHITAKI
when someone thinks something is suspicious, they say...
SUS
This character (student) is the future PM of Belize
Khader Awe
This happens when a child says ‘Teacher, what we doing?’ even though you’re still talking.
Kids asking you to repeat instructions before you even finish
I am asked 100 times a day, always answered, and still asked again 5 minutes later.
What time is Lunch/Snack?
instead of saying wtf
WHAT THE... or WHAT THE FLOWERS
another way of saying if you're lying or not lying
CAP = lying
NO CAP = not lying
This character is just as likely to be found in the office making a lot of noise as they are to be found court side (also making a lot of noise)
This happens when students decide to use their ‘outside attitudes’ with the teacher
Kids answer back teacher with no manners
I am the one thing that students insist they don't have even though it is literally in their hands.
PENCIL
instead of saying oh my God
MY GOODNESS or GEEZ
used when something surprising or silly happens
BRUH
Past staff member who would rather tell you "Happy Kwanzaa" than Good morning
MR. WADE
This can make a teacher start the day with a little extra frustration
NO HOMEWORK
I disappear into backpacks, under desks, and into the void — but I always return crumpled
worksheet/homework
instead of saying rass
RASTA or RASTA PASTA
random internet language
BRAINROT
He's here everyday but you never see him
Mr. Manders
waterfall waterfall
Kids talking too much
I’m the thing students dramatically announce even though absolutely no one asked
Teacher, I done