Business in China
Rarely Used Examples
Companies I've Worked
Companies I've Ruined
Can Be Sued For
100
If Dr. J would get 1$ each time he mentions this company in class, he would earn an equivalent amount to this company's renevue each year
What is BMW
100
This company has better customers service than our MBA faculty
What is El-Al
100
Eating this product 3 years post expiration date, still makes less nausea than one marketing lecture
What is "Danone"
100
Not only that the company went bankrupt, but it almost risked the lives of every child in Israel
What is "Kasda Berosh Tov"
100
Not only showing newspaper ads from the 80' of (almost) half-naked women, but also inviting a female student to his office for "further explanation" after class...
What is Sexual Harassment?
200
Comparing Cost vs. Benefit, Haifa's Int'l MBA is that expansive - that it make this company look like a non-profitable organization
What is Disneyland
200
The best thing about this company, is that it provides Häagen-Dazs
What is Dragonair
200
Yes yes, you sold printers
What is "HP"
200
After an extensive survey, this company decided that the best strategic advice regarding their business can come from Haifa MBA students
What is Barmad
200
Starting a company with your students, before they graduate.
What is Ethics
300
Dr. J played with their toys when he was a kid (which might explain a few things...)
What is "Mattel"
300
Rami Bitensky
What is "Nilit"
300
They made you sleep at the office! The horror!
What is "IBM"
300
When Sheizaf left, it used to be considered as a good program
What is "Haifa Int. MBA"
300
It is as random as the "Wheel of Fortune"
What is Dr. J's grading system?
400
"Bite the wax tadpole"
What is "Coca-Cola"
400
Find the best optical illusion and use it as your trademark
What is Cost <=> Benefit
400
This company is still active, and made $0 revenue in the last 10 years
What is "Dr. Graham Jackson - Consulting"
400
Only after my boss left this company, it started to make a profit
What is "Tama"
400
The best managers choose the best employees
Who is Oriane?
500
Tony Danza
Who is the Boss (in China)?
500
Even during the Sub-Prime crisis, this option could provide more profit than an MBA degree from Haifa University
What are (Bank Leumi's) Mortgages?
500
Apperentally, you only need a pulse to get hired and work there
What is "Haifa University"
500
This company wouldn't succeed if they will implement my advices
What is "Every company there is"
500
When EVERY faculty member name the wrong country of origin of the only Asian student in class
What is Raceism?
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