Sherylisms
Although anatomically incorrect, Sherry has often been quoted as having irritation to this localized region.
What are balls?
This was the year Sheryl first earned her title as ‘mother’.
What is 1992?
There’s a little moonlight in this 2010 Billy Currington Song, often sung by Jared to distract Sheryl from being mad at him.
What is 'Let Me Down Easy'?
Pumpkin Pie, Fireball, and Red Hot all share this common ingredient, which Sheryl cannot ingest.
What is Cinnamon?
This is Shery's nickname to her youngest.
Who is Bubble Head?
According to Aunt Sherry, this location might be your future home should you not change your ways.
What is Hell?
This was the year Sheryl first earned her title as ‘Mimi'.
What is 2019?
Oh baby! These are often quoted as Sheryl’s favorite flower, sharing a namesake with her first Bull Dog.
What are Daisies?
Confused with a time warping gentlewomanman from Transylvania, Sheryl left this musical mid performance out of disappointment.
What is 'Little Shop of Horrors'?
This is Sheryl's nickname for her only daughter.
Who is Breezy?
This animated character can be called or beeped to contact, and was also a common response to the question of being loved more.
Who is Kim Possible?
This was the year Sheryl earned her title as ‘home owner’, having purchased her formal estate located on Overlook Road.
What is 1997?
This was the Sheryl given name to her favorite ‘invisible’ truck, whereas Mike had lovingly named it the 'shiterado'.
Who is Big Mama?
Acute school girl cheated her way through this subject in high school.
What is Geometry?
This is Sheryl's nickname to her eldest.
Who is Pumpkin Poo?
This two word phrase often followed a statement that Sheryl believed to be 100% indisputable.
What is 'Just Sayin'?
Not to be confused with a dystopian novel, this year was when Sheryl earned her title as ‘High School Graduate’.
What is 1984?
Controversial to some, Sheryl believes chili to be best accompanied by this hors d'oeuvres.
What is a Peanut Butter Sandwich?
There's trouble afoot if Sheryl's feet are under this.
What is a blanket?
This is Sheryl's nickname for her mother.
Who is Frog Face?
One might consider themselves snug as a bug in a rug, unless they slept too tight & found themselves bitten by one of these.
What is a bed bug?
This was the year Sheryl earned her official title as Mrs. Showalter, marrying her ‘Chubs’.
What is 1990?
Recently celebrating its 1000th episode and receiving multiple Guinness world records, Sheryl has dedicated at least 28 out of 60 summers watching this reality tv show.
What is Big Brother?
Referees and Flo Rida be damned, Sheryl hates this form of carrying a tune.
What is whistling?
This is Sheryl's favorite nickname, spoken by Hayden, Oaklyn, and Caelum.
Who is Mimi?