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This land mammal's nose contains over 40,000 individual muscles. Comparitively, there are only 600 muscles in the entire human body!

African Bush Elephant

Yes, Elephant will do.

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This sea creature is only a few micrometers in size, but still contains a complete digestive tract, nervous system, and can even retain memories!

Plankton

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This character was on the verge of losing his father's business, his family, and his life, when a visit from his guardian angel leads to him losing everything, including his name.

George Bailey

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This rapper/Tv star was given a lot of recent media attention when it was revealed that his ugly bald wife had cheated on him with their son's best friend. Perhaps saddest of all, he found this out on camera, and the world saw him crying silently as she explained herself. Since then, they've made efforts to save their marriage, though I think he should have tossed her out the front door, like his uncle.

Will Smith

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This physicist famously hosted a party for time travelers on June 28, 2009, sending the invitations after the date of the party. Despite being wheelchair bound, that didn't stop him from participating in the island's parties.

Stephen Hawking

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This sea creature's heartbeat can be detected by sonar equipment from 2 miles away. It's arteries are so large that a human toddler could comfortably crawl through them!

The Blue Whale

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This land mammal's heart beats up to 1,500 times per minute (25 bps). It must eat twice it's body weight in insects every single day to survive.

The Shrew

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This mild-mannered high school teacher learned that his days were numbereed, so he promised to leave as much behind for his struggling family as he could manage.

Walter White

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This author paid for his college tuition by selling essays to other students. He charged $20 for an A and $10 for a B. He promised that if an essay was graded with a C or lower, he'd pay the customer $20. He would later lose entire chapters of a horror novel due to a massive cocaine-induced nosebleed.

Stephen King

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This politician was the youngest governor in Arkannsas history. When his mother married his step father, he changed his last name from Blythe to the one he has to this day. He famously plays the saxophone, experimented with marijuana in college, and had sat back and smiled through the end of his career.

Bill Clinton

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This primate is well known for it's marge muscle mass and massive canine teeth, but their diet is almost exclusively herbivorous. On average, they eat 66 pounds of leaves, fruit, and bamboo every day!

Eastern Lowland Gorilla

I will accept Gorilla :)

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This primate is only 3.5 inches tall. To survive the dry season of Madagascar, they drop their body teperature and metabolism, going into a hibernation almost every single day.

Mouse Lemur

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This knight was manipulated by a dark sorcerer, leading to him fighting his sworn brother, losing his wife, and being burnt to near-death. After a lengthy recovery process, he'd become a completely new person.

Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader

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This musician from the Jersey Shore once bought a $10,000 Chevrolet Camaro Z28, and felt guilty for spending so much money on himself, even though he is worth over $1.2 BIllion today. Some say he was born to ride.

Bruce Springsteen

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This Prince kept a laminated diagram in his bedroom drawer stating the exact positions for the 72 of teddy bears on his bed. If they were placed incorrectly, he'd scream in the faces of staff, and often fire innocent staffmembers. This persisted from when he was 34 to 39 years old. Once he turned 40, he forbade any staff from touching his collection. In his 60s, he bought them a house, which is guarded to this day for some reason.

Prince Andrew

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This plant actually relies on wildfires to reproduce. The heat from the ground dries out their thick cones, allowing them to open and shower seeds onto the clear soil that has just been fertilized by ash.

The Giant Sequoia tree

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This tiny little tree looks like ground hugging moss, but holds fully developed catkins, branching stems, and mini round leaves.

Dwarf Willow

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This peaceful civilian thought he had lost everything after his wife died, but life had darker plans. A gang of thugs broke into his house, stole his car, killed his dog, and shredded the last of his humanity.

John Wick

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When this actor was 22 years old, he was paid $7.5 Million for his starring role in the sixth highest-grossing movie of all time.

Leonardo DiCaprio

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This man only went to the island "For the snorkeling," and famously supported the extremist African military group "Boko Haram"

Frank Reynolds

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This dinosaur stood at 115 feet in length, and weighed over 200,000 pounds. Their eggs, however, were a little smaller than a bowling ball.

Argentinosaurus

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This dinosaur was four-winged, with flight feathers on it's front arms and hind legs. It could glide from tree to tree, but could not fly.

Microraptor

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This kind, by the books district attorney fought against a corrupt city without wearing a mask. When an angry mob boss orchestrated a trap that killed his fiance and burnt his body, he stared at himself in the mirror, throwing away his job, his name, and his moral code.

Harvey Dent

Two-Face

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This actor looks like if Ben Affleck and Mark Wahlberg had an unfortunate love child. 

Matt Damon

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He did not kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein

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