Monkey
Can monkeys play chess?
No, but they can play checkers
Have people grown flowers from seeds that were made in the Ice Age?
Yes. A group of Russian scientists found 32,000 year old seeds frozen in the ground. They thawed them out and were able to grow them.
Is flour the oldest baking ingredient?
No, but its been around for 6,000 years
Can pigs donate organs to humans?
Yes
Is it illegal to touch the Mona Lisa painting?
Yes, touching this painting results in serious fines and jailtime
Does the world's smallest monkey weigh more than a deck of cards?
No
Does the world's smallest flower weigh more than a paper clip?
No, it weighs the same as 2 grains of salt
Was flour named after flowers?
Yes, the way flour causes things to rise and thicken reminded people of the way flowers bloom
When is National Pig Day?
March 1st
Are there more kinds of paint than there are seasons of Gunsmoke?
No, there are 20 types of paint and 20 seasons of Gunsmoke
Do some Monkeys have canine teeth longer than a Lion's?
Yes, a Mandrill Monkey's teeth are 2 inches long
Do moon flowers bloom at night?
Yes
Is flour explosive?
Yes, flour dust in the air is combustable
Are some pigs criminals?
Yes, a serial killer used his pigs to hide evidence of his crimes by feeding people to the pigs
How old was the oldest painting?
100,000 years old (cave painitng)
Are gorillas a type of monkey?
No
Do some flowers smell like rotting meat?
Yes, they smell that way to attract insects
Does Flour have a holiday?
Yes, the whole month of March is National Flour Month
Do pigs have big lungs?
No, their lungs are small compared to their body size
Was the world's most expensive painting sold for more money than the Titanic?
Yes, it was sold for 450.3 million
Can monkeys become car mechanics?
Yes, but it is heavily discouraged because labor laws demand monkeys receive equal treatment to human mechanics (including paying them a salary and providing benefits)
Is the world's tallest flower taller than a basketball hoop?
No, they're the same size (10 ft)
How much flour does the average American eat each year?
128.9 pounds
Do pigs sweat?
No, instead they roll in mud to cool off
Is the world's biggest painting larger than this room?
Yes, it was 17,000 ft2