Fall
Daylight Saving Time ends each November. Do we gain an hour or lose an hour?
We gain an hour
Pumpkin flowers are edible. True or false?
True!
What was the first miracle performed by Christ?
Water to wine
What was the title of the sermon today?
"For The Sake of My People!"
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
Who was the first group of people in history to use scarecrows?
The Egyptians used scarecrows to protect their wheat fields along the Nile River.
Is pumpkin a fruit or a vegetable?
Fruit because it grows from a pollinated flower and contains seeds inside
What was the first prophecy?
The victory over Satan of the seed of the woman (Gen 3:15)
How many students have graduated from WTS
3- Pastor Lucas, Pastor Josh, and Pastor Schmidt
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Which President first pardoned a turkey?
JFK
The Irish originally did not carve pumpkins. What did they carve instead?
Turnips
How were the children of Israel guided in their forty years of wandering in the wilderness?
By a pillar of cloud by day and a pillar of fire by night
How many Senior Pastors has Pilgrim had?
3
Rev. George Beiderwieden, Jr.
Rev. William K. Abbott
Rev. Brock Abbott
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
Because he took a couple of days off!
What do hay bales run the risk of doing if they are baled and stored while still too damp or wet?
They can spontaneously combust due to heat generated by microbial fermentation inside the bale
In the US, what state produces the most pumpkins?
Illinois
What was Paul’s occupation? (other than Apostle)
Tent Making
How many Associate Pastors has Pilgrim had? (This includes Pastor Lucas, Pastor Brock, and Pastor Bill)
If you can name one of the Pastors other than your current ones, get double points.
7
Rev. Alan Braun
Rev. Melvin Newman
Rev. Jan Munch
Rev. Robert Heckmann
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. What did she do?
She gave me a hug!
What bug flies south to Mexico for the winter during the fall months?
Butterflies
Pumpkins are brimming with what essential nutrient?
Vitamin A
What was the first of the ten plagues in Egypt?
Water turned to blood
Other than the photo that our office manager puts on the cover of the Worship Sheet, what are the first words always written on the front?
"God Bless Your Worship at Pilgrim Lutheran Church"
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.
Which U.S. state has named apple cider their official state drink?
New Hampshire
The word "pumpkin" originated from the Greek "pepon." What does it mean?
How long did Moses’s mother hide him to escape the death edict of Pharaoh?
3 months
Where did Pilgrim members meet before they built the church?
Roosevelt Junior High School
I told my friend ten jokes hoping one would make him laugh. What happened?
No pun in ten did.