Tongue Twisters
HRHS
Around the House
Jokes by Garrett
Name that Tune
100

Say the following phrase 3x as fast as you can!

Betty Botter bought some butter

100

What is Ms. Blais's middle name?

Marie

100

What are two ways to get wrinkles out of your clothes?

An iron or a steamer

100

What do you call a cow that cuts the grass?

A lawn Mooo-er

100

...If we show up, we gon' show out
Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy

What is Uptown Funk

200

Say this 3x as fast as you can!

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can

200

What is Mr. Korpita's favorite sport?

What is golf?

200

What is one thing that you keep in your junk drawer

answers will vary

200

What did the wale use to cut the sea in half?

A See-saw!

200

...And all those things I didn't say
Wrecking balls inside my brain
I will scream them loud tonight
Can you hear my voice this time?

What is Fight Song?

300

Say it 3x fast!

Red Buick, blue Buick

300

How many children does Ms. Hotz have?

Two boys!

300

How often should you change your sheets?

Once a week

300

HOW DO YOU GET A BABY TO SLEEP ON A SPACESHIP?

You Rocket!

300

...I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go...

What is Bohemian Rhapsody

400

Say if 4x fast! 

Black back bat

400

What did Ms. Parent do before she was a teacher?

What is a hairdresser?
400

What uses more water...a bath or a shower?

A bath

400

What do you call a sleepy dinosaur?

a Broncio-snoore-is
400

...You held me down, but I got up
Already brushing off the dust
You hear my voice, you hear that sound

What is Roar

500

Say this FIVE times fast!

Toy Boat

500

What is Ms. I's favorite way to eat chicken?

What is there is NO WAY she likes chicken...she is a vegetarian!

500

High heels were intended for men?

True!!!Sometime around the 10th century, some enterprising soul in a horse-riding culture figured out that your foot would stay more firmly in the stirrups if your shoe had a bit of a raised heel. The innovation spread quickly, and soon whole armies—of men—rode into battle wearing pumps.

500

What did the cat sleep next to the ruler? 

He wanted to know how long he slept!

500

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope some day you'll join us
And the world will be as one

What is Imagine?

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