PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE IN JAIL
KNOWN FOR HIS ROLE AS MR. SHUESTER ON GLEE, THIS MAN HAS RECENTLY BEEN KNOWN TO TRIGGER ANYONE WHO SEES HIS CONTENT.
WHO IS MATTHEW MORRISON?
TO SUPPORT HIS FRIENDS' CAREERS, LOGAN WILL USE THIS PHRASE TO SEND LISTENERS OVER TO SPOTIFY.
WHAT IS "STREAM _____?"
THIS MO-CAP ANIMATED FEATURE STARRING TOM HANKS IS ONE OF, IF NOT THE BEST CHRISTMAS MOVIE OF THIS GENERATION.
WHAT IS THE POLAR EXPRESS?
THIS SCENE IS THE ONLY SCENE LOGAN ACTUALLY ENJOYS.
WHAT IS THE ENDING?
THIS ANGSTY BOY CAUSES TROUBLE TO ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE IN HIS LIFE, UP UNTIL HIS DEATH AT 45 YEARS OLD.
WHO IS ANAKIN SKYWALKER?
WHO IS ZAC EFRON WITH A MULLET?
OFTEN MISTAKING DRY HUMOR FOR BULLYING, LOGAN WILL OFTEN MUTTER THIS PHRASE FOR THE SYMPATHY OF HIS FRIENDS.
WHAT IS "LIZ IS MEAN?"
THIS HOLIDAY MOVIE IS GOD-AWFUL.
WHAT IS HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS?
BRING THE TISSUES FOR THIS TEARFUL SCENE, AS WELL AS SOME MOUTHWASH!
WHAT IS THE ONION SCENE?
BORN AND RAISED IN INDIANA, THIS PRODIGY IS KNOWN FOR BEING AMONG THE BEST IN HER SPORT IN THE 1960'S.
WHO IS BETH HARMON?
THIS MIDDLE-AGED MAN GOT BULLIED OFF OF A SOCIAL MEDIA APP FOR HIS USE OF A SONG IN A VIDEO.
WHO IS PEREZ HILTON?
WHAT IS "COWARD?"
THIS FRUIT IS TERRIBLE.
WHAT IS WATERMELON?
HANK GREEN WOULD ADVICE US NOT TO RECREATE THIS CRUNCHY MEAL.
WHAT IS THE GLASS-EATING SCENE?
THIS HUNK OF A MAN RAISES HIS DAUGHTER UNDER HOUSE ARREST IN SAN FRANCISCO, KNOWS BIG THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES, AND KNOWS HOW TO RISE TO ANY OCCASION.
WHO IS ANT-MAN?
THIS AD EXECUTIVE DREADS THE ARRIVAL OF HIS TWIN SISTER WHO NEEDS TO STAY THROUGH HANUKKAH. HE ALSO HAS A GRUDGE AGAINST AL PACINO, WHO WANTS TO MAKE A MOVE ON HIS SISTER.
WHO IS ADAM SANDLER, SPECIFICALLY IN JACK AND JILL?
LOGAN WILL SOMETIMES MUTTER THIS QUIETLY WHEN BEGGING FOR MERCY, SUCH AS WHEN HE IS ABOUT TO GET +12 CARDS IN CRAZY8.
WHAT IS "PLS?"
THIS LIVE-ACTION DR. SEUSS ADAPTATION IS NOT WORTH MY TIME.
WHAT IS THE CAT IN THE HAT?
THOUGH IT CONFUSES MANY IF THIS FILM IS CONSIDERED A MUSICAL, THIS NUMBER DRIVES HOME THE FACT THAT NOT ALL CHILDREN SHOULD SING ON CAMERA.
WHAT IS "WHERE ARE YOU CHRISTMAS?"
HE ATTENDS SCHOOL IN PARIS, FRANCE, HATES THE EXPECTATIONS BEING WEALTHY HAS PLACED ON HIM, AND FIGHTS ALONGSIDE AN INSECT.
WHO IS CAT NOIR?
THIS SENILE WHITE GUY HAS COMMITTED NUMEROUS ILLEGALITIES, INCLUDING ATTEMPTING TO STAY IN OFFICE AFTER HIS TERM HAS ENDED.
WHO IS SHEEV PALPATINE?
WHEN DISCUSSING MOVIES, LOGAN WILL SAY THIS LIKE THE PRETENTIOUS ASPIRING FILMMAKER HE IS.
THIS INSTALLMENT OF THE HIT 1980'S TRILOGY, WHERE THOMAS F. WILSON PLAYS A VILLAIN WHOSE NAME RHYMES WITH SKIFF, IS THE BEST OF THE THREE.
WHAT IS BACK TO THE FUTURE II?
A SOLITARY CONVERSATION AND SELF REFLECTION, GENUINELY, THIS SCENE IS ACTUALLY CLEVERLY WRITTEN.
WHAT IS "YOU'RE AN IDIOT?"
GROWING UP IN THE US HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE FOR THIS FEISTY BALL OF RAGE. SHE IS BEST KNOWN FOR HER HANDS AND HER BACK, APPARENTLY.
WHO IS ELLIE WILLIAMS?