College Life Truths
The social media app most used to doomscroll and bedrot during finals season
What is Tiktok?
The largest organ in the human body
What is the skin?
The body part that continues to grow even after death (sort of — it’s dehydration that causes it to appear this way).
What are fingernails/hair?
The 5 quarter class series that ERC students have to worry about (hint:3 letter)
What is MMW?
Oldest college, horrible GE's
What is Revelle College?
The artist who we almost had for Sun God Festival this year
Who is Wooli?
The animal most genetically close to humans
What is a chimpanzee?
This substance is technically filtered blood and contains proteins that help fight bacteria. (it can make you stinky too)
What is sweat?
Rite of passage for premed classes- supposed to be a weeder class but not really?
What is organic chemistry?
This college’s students are most likely to brag about being the “most chill,” even though their dorms may say otherwise. They're building cool looking dorms right now though.
What is Marshall College?
The reason why a lot of students attend club events (what do clubs use to lure students on their flyers)
What is free food?
The song used to keep proper rhythm during CPR.
What is "Stayin' Alive"?
The strongest muscle in the body by weight.
What is the masseter (jaw muscle)?
The major that's offered in 3 different departments at UCSD- school of engineering, bio, and cse
What is Bioinformatics?
This college recently moved, has high-tech buildings, and students still don’t know where everything is. "Center" of everything
What is Sixth college?
What is ERC?
Scientific term for when water climbs up a narrow tube against gravity ("____ action")
What is capillary action?
The only muscle in your body not attached to a bone.
What is a tongue?
This website is your bestie during enrollment week- where do you actually sign up for classes?
What is Webreg?
What is seventh college?
A common nickname for UCSD- marked by its lack of frat rows and parties
What is UC Socially Dead?
The medical degree for osteopathic physicians.
What is DO?
These are the only two parts of the human body that never stop growing.
What is the nose and the ears?
Stats class all pre-meds have to take in math department (lower div)
This college has a theme of "engineering and rational thought" — and GE requirements that actually make sense. Close to price center.
What is Warren college?