Beasts of Christmas
The third reindeer.
Who is Prancer.
Thirty two degrees.
What is the freezing point of water?
Red, tropical, and deadly to pets.
What is a poinsettia plant?
One Christmas song demands that this treat be brought, and right now!
What is Figgy pudding?
The best selling Christmas Song ever.
What is "White Christmas"?
It bounced.
What is a Bumble (or Abominable snow beast)
I was "Ttthucckkk" to a metal pole.
Who was "Flick"? (Christmas Story)
This decoration was originally made of silver.
What is tinsel?
The bakery item that has a shelf life that could survive a nuclear winter.
What is fruitcake?
This song was originally titled "One horse open Sleigh".
What is "Jingle Bells"?
Got an antler tied to his head.
Who was Max?
In "Christmas Story" Ralphie claimed one of these broke his glasses.
What is an icicle?
In the movies, this tragedy-prone character only wanted his house to have the best Christmas light display on the block.
Who was Clark Griswold? (National Lampoon Christmas Vacation)
In this country, KFC is eaten as the traditional Christmas Dinner.
What is Japan?
The carol sung by the gang at the end of "A Charlie Brown Christmas".
What is "Hark! The herald angels sing"?
Do not let them near a Christmas tree!
What are cats?
One of these, 15 inches wide and 8 inches deep, was observed in Montana in 1887.
What is a snowflake? (World record)
Germans hide this in their Christmas tree for children to find.
What is a Pickle?
The main ingredient in the Swedish drink "Glogg".
What is red wine?
Underneath the mistletoe that night.
What is where Mommy was kissing Santa Claus?
The Grinch carved it.
What is Roast Beast?
This shopping center has no heating system, maintaining its temperature solely from the body heat of shoppers.
What is the Mall of America? (it gets so hot in the winter they have to run the air conditioning!)
The inventor of Christmas lights, among many other things.
Who was Thomas Edison?
A fictional radio show advertising this drink contained a coded message from Little Oprhan Annie.
What is Ovaltine?
The first song broadcast to Earth from outer space.
What is "Jingle Bells"?