I drop from the sky and I’m much more beautiful than rain. There are no two pieces of me that'll ever look the same. What am i?
Snow.
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
It is not a problem, he doesn't need to sleep during the day, he sleeps at night
In ‘The Christmas Song’ what was ‘roasting on an open fire’?
Chestnuts
What is the number 1 most played Christmas song?
All I Want for Christmas is You
What can one catch that is not thrown?
A cold
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman.
Ten birds were sitting in a tree and a hunter shot one. How birds many were left in the tree?
None - After one bird got shot, they all flew away.
In Japan, which famous fast food restaurant brand is a traditional Christmas treat?
KFC
Which Christmas song has been sung the most?
Silent Night
A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
She fell off the bottom step
Why do you go to bed on Christmas Eve?
Because the bed won't come to you.
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest. It just wasn't discovered yet.
In the old days, women in England who wanted to find a husband ate what at Christmas for good luck?
Gingerbread men
What is the least popular Christmas song of all time?
“Wonderful Christmastime”
If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?
A secret
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
None, there is no dirt in a hole.
Bounceberry is another name for which Christmas berry?
Cranberry
What is the biggest selling christmas song to not reach number 1?
Last Christmas
You spot a boat full of people but there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
Everyone on board is married
I fall in the North Pole but never get injured. What am I?
Snow.
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
None of them, because you can't get a banana from a coconut tree!
When did turkey’s first arrive in Britain (pick a century)?
1500s / 16th century
What is the best selling single of all time?
White Christmas
According to Guinness, "White Christmas" sold over 50 million copies. The single is known as the "best-selling single of all time". It was released before music charts were created.
If you have a bowl with six apples and you take away four, how many do you have?
The four you took