Dad's misheard lyrics and songs ruined by Mom
It's quarter to three, there's no one in the place, except you and me. So stick 'em up Joe . . .
What is One For My Baby?
Dad always finished emptying the dishwasher and dusting the entry way at this time.
What is 4:10 or as mom was round the corner onto Danny Lane?
This man was responsible for Granny's sayings
Who is Pop?
Length of time it took Chris to realize that raking leaves is futile.
What is anything less that 30 seconds?
Two items needed to fix a shower, method to fix a running toilet, or one method to fix them both.
What is a clothes pin and rubber band, jiggling the handle, or shut the door?
There's a bathroom on the right . . .
What is Bad Moon Rising?
Dad's suggested alternative to a late night bag of chips while Dave and Chris watched SNL or Late Night with David Letterman.
What is "make yourself a sandwich"?
Finger in his rear and his mind in ____________.
What is Arkansas?
Number of grandchildren who fell in the pond
What is all of them?
Items permanently etched in the front lawn.
What is first base, second base, third base, and home plate?
I didn't get it from a book upon my Grandma's shelf
I didn't get it from an elf who plays with himself
What is Recipe for Love?
Most viewed movie
Three way tie" What is Top Gun, Lonesome Dove, and Patton?
Granny's preferred brand of banana
What is Chiquita?
The only person Grandma ever fired. He was on the job for 7 1/2 years. It was the only time he was fired.
Who was Dave?
Dave's fashion advice to Johnny Cunningham
Dave being the fashion icon of Pepper Drive would send Johnny back home to come his hair, overlooking the faux paus of Johnny's black shoes and brown belt, because there is no excuse for untamed wiry hair at 7:30 in the morning.
You know promises were never meant to keep, just like the night I smelled your feet
What is Emotional Rescue?
Expression used throughout the country in July of 1981
What is "get back in the hole"?
Granny's bowling nickname
What is Mary, Mother Superior?
Number of potted plants Grandpa had between 1969-1988.
What is no one knows?
Chris's secret to being the all time Danny Lane champ at Flashlight tag.
What is playing during the day?
She plays the saxophone
What is Respectable?
Amount of quarters taken from Dad's bank
What is no one knows or NASA is still calculating?
Granny's cure for exposing her grandsons to secondhand smoke.
What is cracking the driver's side window a maximum of 1 inch?
The name of the town Grandpa created
What is Prairie Town?
Amount of time spent watching the recordings of the 1984 Summer Olympics
What is 32 minutes?