STANLEY
What is Stanley's surname?
YELNATS.
Zero
A person will die if...
a yellow-spotted lizard bites them.
Why was Stanley sent to Camp Green Lake?
Because he was supposed to have stolen a pair of sneakers.
What do you need to dig a hole?
A shovel.
What did Stanley's father do?
He was an inventor.
Who hit Stanley with a shovel?
Zigzag
How can you get a day off?
By finding something interesting.
What happened to Stanley when he was at school?
He was bullied for being bigger.
What did Mr Sir like to eat?
Sunflower seeds.
How old is Stanley?
He's 14.
Who did the Warden jab with a pitchfork?
Armpit.
There are two trees.
What do all generations in Stanley's family have in common?
They had bad luck but they always remained hopeful.
What was the secret ingredient in the Warden's nail polish?
Rattlesnake venom.
What is special about Stanley's name?
It is spelled the same frontward and backward.
Who's cot did Stanley get in tent D?
Barf bag's.
What does Mr Sir say the camp is NOT?
A Girl Scout Camp.
What did Elya fail to do?
He failed to take Madame Zeroni up the mountain.
A lipstick container.
What did Stanley want to do when he was older?
Work for the F.B.I.
Who had a talent for math?
Zero.
How often are the campers' clothes rotated?
Every three days.
Where did Stanley's great-great grandfather come from?
Latvia.
What did the kids do when they finished each hole?
They spat into it.