Polar Opposites
A flightless bird that does not exist in the Arctic but is quite plentiful near the south pole.
Penguin
An alcohol made from fermented sugarcane.
Rum
The state you would be in if the tower you wanted to see was only 65 ft tall and had a cowboy hat for some reason.
Texas
The counterpart to "Sir" on a letter greeting.
Madam
About 3.14
Pi
A continent literally named after the fact that there are no bears there.
Antarctica
A warm alcoholic drink traditionally served during Christmas time, made with varying combinations of cinnamon, cloves and nutmeg.
Mulled wine
The province you would be in if instead of visiting Buckingham Palace you could visit the Convent Garden Market, or most likely drive about 2 hours to see some really big waterfalls.
Ontario
A kind of canoe which usually has a closed deck.
Kayak
A sailor who steals from other boats.
Pirate
The name given to an aurora borealis in the southern hemisphere.
Aurora australis
The spirit used to make an Old Fashioned.
Whiskey
A city in Illinois that, ironically, is only about 2.5 hours north of Memphis, Tennessee, but where you will not be seeing any camels, pyramids or sphinxes.
Cairo
A tool used to see if something is perfectly flat.
Level
A very controversial pizza topping.
Pineapple
An imaginary line north of which only 8 countries have territories (conversely, there are no countries south of its counterpart).
The alcohol you need to add to gin or vodka to make a martini.
Vermouth
You thought you were going to one of England's most prestigious universities, instead you landed in this Massachusetts city, maybe you can try your luck at Harvard or MIT.
Cambridge
A confusing movie by Christopher Nolan where actions in the future affect the past, or a general term for an important principle.
Tenet
The generic name for the first episode of a TV show.
Pilot
A European country that fought the Whisky War against Canada over a small island in Arctic, where each country would take turns hoisting their flags and leaving a bottle of alcohol on the ground.
Denmark
The country where Spirytus Rektyfikowany vodka is from, which holds the record for highest alcohol content (96%).
Poland
The province you would be in if instead of the Opera House you see the world's largest fiddle near the Atlantic Ocean.
Nova Scotia
An acronym for the detection of objects using radio waves.
RADAR
An object depicted in "The Treachery of Images" by René Magritte.
Pipe