Lore, part 1
This person drove cross country in just 4 days.
Who is Tara?
Mum said "What are two topics dad doesn't want to talk about? _____ and _________."
What are farts and humping?
Memere was this old when she got married.
What is 18 years old?
Mary's freshman year roommate would read explicit _____ out loud.
What are "texts"?
Clare prefers this brand of vodka over Tito's.
What is Grey Goose?
Danny called people these two "slurs" that he used as an insult.
What is "buckethead" and "granolapants"?
Grammy once said "After the ____, _________ may be next."
What are Jews and Christians?
This phrase is used to summon the children in times of emergency.
What is "Bee - do, bee - do?"
Two people named Alex both "made moves" on this person during their sophomore year.
Who is Clare?
This is the nickname Dad refers to Danny's girlfriend as that sounds like a My Little Pony name.
What is Sweetie Pie?
Mary once used a/n ______ ____ to hit Danny in the head.
What is a wooden moon?
This person once said, "I can't shuffle ball change in my flip flops!"
Who is Mum?
Tara once got stranded on _______ ________, so she snuck back onto the ferry to sleep.
What is Martha's Vineyard?
After IED sophomore year, Clare remained friends with these 3 people.
Who are Andrew, Michael, and Sofia?
Dad shook the hand of this movie director, who was recently killed.
Who is Robe Reiner?
This person once had a crush on a lifeguard at bass pond who thought aliens were real.
Who is Mary?
Danny once said "Look at this wooden pig Memere gave me, ________!"
What is "SQUEEEEE"?
This person camped at the bottom of the grand canyon after hiking in, and the hiked back out.
Who is Auntie Marybeth?
One of Dad's employees would say this double worded phrase to him.
What is "meow meow"?
Pep told Clare, Mary, and Danny that he would go easy on us, and then proceeded to crush us in this specifically themed board game.
What is Star Wars Monopoly?
While cat-sitting, this person stalked a cat for 2 hours outside, before realizing that it was wrong cat. (the cat that was supposed to be watched was inside the whole time)
Who is Auntie Marybeth?
While looking at the pacific coast, this person said "The trail goes down 'til beyond you can see there."
Who is Auntie Helen?
DAILY DOUBLE: What book series was Mum reading when Danny was born?
What is Twilight?
This person scrubbed in for open brain surgery.
Who is Memere?
Tara has had a total of __ addresses (not counting dorms).
What are 16 addresses?