"Merry Christmas ya filthy animal..."
"And a happy new year"
"Oh Hannukah Oh Hanukkah, Oh, Hanukkah"
"Come light the menora" 🕎
The number of drummers drumming plus the number of geese-a-laying
12+6=18
"Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas..."
"I won't even wish for snow"
The number of ladies dancing minus the number of calling birds
9-4=5
What is the Jewish equivalent of an Elf on a Shelf for Hannukah?
Mensch on a Bench!
"A pair of Hopalong boots and a pistol that shoots..."
"Is the wish of Barney and Ben"
The number of lords-a-leaping divided by the number of golden rings
10/5=2
Where does eating grapes under the table on New Years originate from? 🍇
Spain 🇪🇸
"Put on your yarmulke. Here comes Chanukah. So much funukkah..."
"To celebrate Chanukah!"
The number of pipers piping multiplied by the number of french hens
11x3=33
What year was Kwanzaa an American holiday to celebrate black culture invented?
🌎 1966 🌍
"Should old acquaintance be forgot..."
"And never brought to mind?"
The number of swans-a-swimming to the power of the number of turtle doves
7^2=49