He's green, fluffy, and has the same emotional energy as someone being asked to join a "quick sync" at 4:49pm.
Who is The Grinch?
Mariah Carey defrosts every year for this song.
What is All I Want for Christmas Is You?
This holiday "treat" requires structural engineering and emotional resilience.
What is a gingerbread house?
The holiday game where friendships and family relationships go to die over a $20 toaster.
What is White Elephant?
The number of emails you plan to read between Christmas and New Year's.
What is zero?
In National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation, Cousin Eddie hypes this as the ultimate Christmas gift, moments before Clark's villain origin story begins.
What is the Jelly of the Month Club?
This holiday song somehow makes bells sound threatening.
What is "Carol of the Bells"?
This drink shows up in December and immediately divides families.
What is eggnog?
Hiding this ornament is a tradition that proves families will compete over literally anything.
What is the Christmas pickle?
This thing appears on calendars in December more often than actual work.
What is Out of Office?
This movie made an entire generation debate whether it's actually a Christmas movie.
What is Die Hard?
This holiday song was originally written for Thanksgiving.
Consumers buy an estimated two million of these Christmas delights each year, a surprising amount for a dessert many people love to hate.
What is fruitcake?
This holiday tradition turns December into a nightly creative deadline with zero PTO.
What is Elf on the Shelf?
The polite phrase people use in meetings instead of saying "we're not doing this until January."
What is "Let's revisit after the holidays"?
These two criminals should've reconsidered their life choices after approximately minute 12 of this movie.
Who are the Wet Bandits?
This holiday song holds the Guinness World Record for most recorded versions.
What is Silent Night?
The name of the traditional warm holiday beverage made from mulled wine or cider, orange, cinnamon and other spices.
What is Wassail?
A witch drops presents down chimneys in this European country's Christmas traditions.
What is Italy?
In Elf, Buddy the Elf says these items are the four main food groups.
What are candy, candy canes, candy corn, and syrup?
This holiday classic was also used in early versions of the video game Tetris.
What is Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy?