“He’s an angry elf.”
What is Elf?
In the Christmas carol, "We wish you a Merry Christmas" the carolers are pretty insistent they get this treat before leaving.
What is figgy pudding?
Noel means this in French.
What is Christmas?
To get a kiss, what do you stand under?
What is a mistletoe?
Candy canes are sold in packs of 12. If you buy a dozen packs, how many candy canes do you have.
“Keep the change, you filthy animal.”
What is Home Alone?
In "Santa Claus in Coming To Town", the kids are told not do this.
What is pout and cry?
The town of Bethlehem was once part of this empire.
What is the Roman Empire?
What is the name of the Christmas flower whose leaves are dyed red?
What is Poinsettia?
There is 365 days in a year, what number is Christmas day?
What is 359?
“When Santa squeezes his fat white a*s down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse.”
What is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?
The two reindeer mentioned in "Here Comes Santa Claus".
Who are Vixen and Blitzen?
In which country would you wish someone a "Joyeaux Noel".
What is France?
What color is the center candle in the Kwansa candles?
What is black?
If the toy workshop makes 50 toys a day, how many will they make in 5 days?
What is 250 toys?
"I will be back again someday."
What is Frosty The Snowman?
The kind of sleigh used in Jingle Bells.
What is a one-horse open sleigh?
The home of the Real St. Nicholas.
What is Turkey?
In what holiday is the "dreidel" a tradition?
What is Chanukah ?
Christmas became a national holiday in the United States in 1870. For how many years has Christmas been a national holiday?
What is 150 years?
“I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.”
What is A Charlie Brown Christmas?
This was given on the first day of Christmas in the song 'The 12 Days of Christmas'.
What is a partridge in a pear tree?
When this person ruled England, he abolished Christmas.
Who is Oliver Cromwell?
What are two foods you can eat on New Year's Day for good luck?
What are collard greens, ham hock, black-eyed peas?
A trip around the world is 25,000 miles. If Santa flies at 10,000 miles an hour, how many hours does he need to fly all the way around the world?
What is Two and Half hours (2.5) ?