I Seent That
Homeboy has noisy neighbors so he jacks them.
What is How The Grinch Stole Christmas?
What the children do as the treetops glisten.
What is listen?
The color of snow.
What is translucent?
Every time they try to speak all they do is whistle, so this would be a good gift.
What are two front teeth?
A spinning top.
What is a Dreidel?
Dude spends the whole movie trying to get a gat.
What is A Christmas Story?
The type of guitar Chuck Berry wants Santa and Rudolph to bring him.
What is a Rock and Roll, Electric Guitar?
Often depicted to be caused by Yodelers, but is doesn't actually work like that.
What is an avalanche?
Dickie Roberts always wanted to come down the stairs and get one of these.
What is a bike?
Seven- or nine-branched candelabra.
A kidnapping, home invasions, and mayoral corruption.
What is A Nightmare Before Christmas?
What you'll never see Dominick do.
What is kick?
What is Cocaine?
Bernard's gift to Charlie.
What is a Snow Globe?
The family that led the revolt against the Hellenization of Jerusalem.
Who are the Maccabees?
A shirtless child brings the gift of music after his family and friends get murdered.
What is Little Drummer Boy?
What we'll have to do until we are all together, according to Judy.
What is Muddle Through Somehow?
The fastest recorded snowfall in miles per hour.
What is 9mph?
Instead of getting a Christmas bonus, Clark got this.
What is a One-Year Membership to The Jelly of the Month Club.
A jelly donut.
What is a sufganiyot?
These aliens just want to meet Kevin Bacon.
What is The Guardian of the Galaxy Holiday Special?
The correct spelling of Hawaii's way of saying Merry Christmas to you, including spaces.
What is Mele Kalikimaka?
The fear of snow.
What is Chionophobia?
The full name of Ralphie's Christmas wish.
What is an Official Red Ryder, Carbine Action, Two-Hundred Shot Range Model Air Rifle?
The helper candle used to help light the other candles on the menorah.
What is the Shamash?