Thanksgiving
I can be hot or cold, i can be made with fruit, veggies, or meat, but either way you see it, on a Thanksgiving table I will be a treat.What am I?
Pie
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary
Bob and Joe are celebrating the New Year, when a murder was committed. Two bodies were found dead in China, in a pool with broken glass. How did they die?
Bob and Joe were goldfish.
What is Ryan's favorite color?
blue!
If roses are red, and violets are blue, what is stuffed, brown, and blue.
Turkey holding its breath.
Who is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
A turkey because he is always stuffed
What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes
Did you hear about the New Year's Eve kidnapping?
Don't worry, she woke up
What are mattie's two favorite colors that mix into one?
Blue and red=purple!
Who always comes in through the keyhole?
the key
If roses are red, and violets are blue, what is stuffed, brown, and blue.
Turkey holding its breath.
Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping.
What do you tell someone that didn't talk to someone on New Years Eve?
I haven't talked to you since last year!
What is Kayla's favorite subject?
Science!
What do you call a sleeping spy?
an Undercover spy
what do the pilgrims,Indians and the Puritans have in common?
The letter "i"
What do elves learn in School?
The 'Elf'-abet
Why did the police go to the daycare center on New Years Eve?
It was nap time and someone was resisting a rest.
What was Mattie's favorite baseball team when he was little?
Diamond Backs!
There's a murder in a circular mansion. Joey and Steve were out shopping, Bob was left at home. When Joey and Steve came home, Bob was lying dead on the floor. There are three suspects. The chef was making food in the kitchen, the maid was sweeping in the corner, and the butler was in the garage. Who killed Bob?
The maid, there are no corners in a circle.
how can you tell which side of the turkey has more feathers?
Yes, the outside
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
"It's Christmas, Eve!"
It was New Years Eve. Why did the girl sprinkle sugar on her pillow?
She wanted to have sweet dreams
What was Ryan's favorite football team when he was little?
Baltimore Ravens!
What has wings but can't fly. Bills but cant quack. And drinks but not from the river. What am I?
a restaurant!