Holiday Dad Jokes
What do you call a snow man with 6 pack?
What is the Abdominal Snowman?
Name the item Frosty the Snowman has in place of a nose.
What is a button?
What is Diwali?
What do elves do in school?
What are PRESENTations?
In "Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer" there is an elf named Hermey who really wants to be this. (for a living)
What is a dentist?
In "Santa Claus in Coming To Town", the kids are told not do this.
What is pout and cry?
In Japan, this holiday is observed not as a religious holiday but a day to celebrate romance. Couples make chocolates and share them with their loved one.
What is Christmas Eve?
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
what is a cookie sheet?
This is the name of the Grinch's dog?
What is Max?
In Ireland, instead of leaving Santa cookies and milk, children leave _____ and _____.
What is minced pies and Guiness?
What is the delicious potato pancake food served during Hanukkah called?
What is Latke?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
What is frostbite?
The number of ghosts that appear in "A Christmas Carol."
What is four?
Name the home of the real St. Nicholas.
What is Turkey?
Which of the below holiday traditions is FALSE?
a. In Mexico, on January 5, The Reyes Magos, to celebrate Three Kings voyage to Bethlehem. Children leave their shoes on the windowsill and find them filled with gifts the next morning.
b. In Brazil, sometimes children leave a sock near a window. If Papai Noel finds your sock, he'll exchange it for a present!
c. In Sweden, Bra Gammal Man sweeps through towns and bring boys and girls books, if they are good and bitter candy, if they are bad. Then he returns to the tropical island where he has a workshop.
d. In Liberia, Santa is replaced by Old Man Bayka, who is also known to be a devil. Old Man Bayka is not here to give out the things you’ve wanted for the past year, he is all about begging you for presents instead.
What is c?
c. In Sweden, Bra Gammal Man sweeps through towns and bring boys and girls books, if they are good and bitter candy, if they are bad. Then he returns to the tropical island where he has a workshop. FALSE
Why does Santa hate going down the chimney?
Name at least 2 of the spirits from the movie "A Christmas Carol".
(Must be accurate in answer)
What is "Spirit of Christmases Past, Spirit of Christmas Present, and Spirit of Christmas Yet to Come, Spirit of Jacob Marley."
Accepts "ghost" in lieu of "spirit"
This was given on the 6th day of Christmas in the song 'The 12 Days of Christmas'.
What is a 6 geese a-laying?
When this person ruled England, he/she abolished Christmas.
(a) Queen Elizabeth
(b) Oliver Cromwell
(c) Henry VIII
Who is Oliver Cromwell?
In Sweden, a Christian feast day is observed on the 13th December, as a precursor to Christmas. To celebrate women don a wreath a top their heads like a crown. This day is named after what Saint.
Who is Saint Lucy?