Negro Traditions
In a black household what time is the food ready on Christmas Day ?
What is ..after 5 o’clock?
Hang All the mistletoe
I’m gonna get to know
You better
This Christmas
What is … And as we trim the tree ,how much fun it’s gonna be Together?
Two cousins get robbed by a bootleg Santa, get stuck working security at the messiest apartment complex ever, and spend Christmas trying not to get evicted, fired, or beat up. Chaos. Pure chaos.
What is….Friday After Next?
Santa is also known as…
Who is Saint Nick ?
What does it mean to take a walk with your cousins
What is …time to go smoke ?
All I Really want for Christmas is you…
Kodak part !
What is …Life ain’t tied with a bow but it’s still a gift
The hit the club and make it rain,I ain’t talking deer
And all I wanted for Christmas was to be here
Now I’m hoping I could spend it with you this year.?
A fuzzy green hater gets so sick of his neighbors’ holiday cheer that he robs the entire town out of pure spite… then realizes he was just hangry and dramatic the whole time
What is ….How the Grinch Stole Christmas ?
The snowman that came to life through a magical top hat but melted when he sacrificed himself to help a little girl.
Who is Frosty The Snowman?
The card game that turns cousins into enemies and uncles into trash talkers …
What is Spades?
Oh I want ask for much this Christmas I won’t even ask for snow
I’m just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe
What is … I won’t make a list and send it ,To the north pole or Saint Nick I won’t even stay wake.
A no-filter grandma gets dragged to the country for the holidays, exposes everybody’s business within minutes, threatens folks with her purse, and still manages to fix a whole town’s drama before Christmas dinner.
What is …..A Madea Christmas Movie ?
These North Pole workers aren’t just builders, they design and perfect every toy.
What are Santa’s Elves ?
The seasoning that black people cant live without
What is Lawry’s or seasoned salt ?
Sing Silent Night by the Temptations 30 secs
GO
A confused kid boards a sketchy late-night ride run by a man with too much energy, meets strangers who act like this is normal, and ends up on a chilly trip that may or may not have even happened.
What is ….The Polar Express?
In the poem “‘Twas The Night Before Christmas,” this reindeer is mentioned right after Prancer.
Who is Vixen?
The question you ask before heading to the family function
What is “Who all over there “?
Rap the 12 days of Christmas by Gucci Mane at least 30 secs
LOLLL
A clever kid with too much time and a strong sense of justice turns ordinary objects into chaos machines while suspicious visitors learn the hard way that underestimating boredom is dangerous.
What is ….Home Alone 3?
The loyal dog who pulls the Grinch’s sleigh all by himself, wears a single antler tied to his head, and shows the Christmas spirit than his owner ever did.
Who is Max?