GIVEN BAD HEAD
SUPER SOLDIER
ITS A PARADE INSIDE MY CITY YEAH
POPULAR DATA CENTERS
Famous Manhunts
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THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS CHILDRENS CARTOON SHOW WAS GIVEN A BAD HEAD AT BIRTH AS HIS HEAD SHAPE RESEMBLES A FOOTBALL

HEY ARNOLD

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THIS MARVEL SUPERHERO GAINED HIS POWERS THANKS TO A GENDER AFFIRMING SUPER SERUM THAT GAVE HIM THE POWER TO DEFEAT NAZIS

CAPTAIN AMERICA

100
THIS ANNUAL HOLIDAY PARADE TAKES PLACE IN NYC AND GEAUTRES FLOATS, BANDS, AND LARGE NOVELY BALLOONS OF CLASSIC CHARACTERS LIKE SNOOPY OR CLOE THE HOLIDAY CLOWN

MACYS THANKSGIVING PARADE

100

THIS DATA CENTER'S LOSS DUE TO A FIRE IS POPULARLY CONSIDERED TO BE THE MOST DEVASTATING BLOW TO HUMAN KNOWLEDGE IN THE ANCIENT WORLD

LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA

100

THIS LEGALLY INNOCENT FORMER FOOTBALL STAR WAS THE CENTER OF A FAMOUS MANHUNT IN 1994 THAT FOREVER MADE THE FORD BRONCO ICONIC

OJ SIMPSON

200
THIS GREEK GODDESS SURE GAVE ZEUS BAD HEAD WHEN SHE BURST FORTH FROM HIS SKULL TO BE BORN INTO THE WOLRD

ATHENA

200

THE UNIVERSE OF THIS SCI-FI VIDEO GAME SERIES FEATURES THE SPARTAN PROGRAMS WHICH TURN KIDNAPPED CHILDREN INTO EMOTIONALLY WELL ADJUSTED SUPER SOLDIERS 

HALO

200

THERES A LOT OF DISCOURSE AROUND WHO IS ALLOWED TO COME TO THIS PARADE WITH WITH SUCH ENTITIES LIKE CHASE BANK OR YOUR STRAIGHT BOYFRIEND FIGHTING TO GET A SLOT 

PRIDE PARADE

200
LLYOD WRIGHT DESIGNED DATA CENTER WASN'T BUUILT BY GOOGLE, BUT MIGHT SOUND LIKE IT IF YOU HISHEARD ITS NAME

SOLOMON R GUGGENHEIM MUSEUM

200

THE FBI NEVER SUCCESSFULLY CAUGHT THIS FAMOUS 7OS SKY PIRATE AND OFFICIALLY SUSPENDED THE INVESTIGATION IN 2016

DB COOPER

300
THE NFL FACED A MAJOR SCANDAL IN THE MID-2010S WHEN IT WAS REVEALED THE ORGANIZATION WAS COVERING UP THE PREVELANCE OF THIS BAD HEAD CONDITION CAUSED BY REPEATED CONCUSSIONS

CTE

300

ITS SAID THAT THIS ANCIENT GREEK SUPER SOLDIER AND EMIGOD WAS MADE NEARLY IMMORTAL WHEN COMPLETELY DUNKED INTO THE RIVER STYX EXCEPT FOR HIS LEFT HEEL

ACHILLES 

300

ITS FITTING THE MILITARY PARADE TRUMP THREW IN 2025 FOR THE 250TH ANNIVERSARY OF THIS MILITARY BRANCH LANDED ON HIS BRITHDAY AS WEL CONSIDERING HOW MUCH HE LOVES A MAN IN UNIFORM

US ARMY

300

THIS DATA CENTER WAS FORMERLY ESTABLSIHED IN 1475 AND SURE IS OBSSESED WITH JESUS

VATICAN LIBRARY
300

THIS FAMOUS DUO WAS "COUPLE GOALS" UNTIL A POLICE POSSE EMPTIED 130 ROUNDS INTO THEIR VEHICLE IN 1934

BONNIE AND CLYDE

400

PHINEAS GAGE WAS GIVEN QUITE BAD HEAD IN 1848 WHEN THIS ITEM BECAME LODGED INTO HIS SKULL

TAMPERING IRON/RAILROAD SPIKE

400
A NEW GOVERNMENT PROGRAM WAS ANOUNCED BY PETE HEGSETH EARLIER THIS YEAR WHICH WILL TRY TO CREATE A BREED OF AMERICAN SUPER SOLDIER VIA TAX FUNDED DOES OF THIS HORMONE

TESTOSTERONE

400

THIS FORM OF PUBLIC PUNISHMENT WAS POPULAR IN COLONIAL AMERICAN AND CONSISTED OF COVERING A NAKED TARGET WITH A HOT STICK SUBSTANCE AND PLUMAGE BEFORE BEING PARADED THROUGH TOWN

TARRING AND FEATHERING

400

THIS DATA CENTER IS THE DEFACTOR NATIONAL LIBRARY OF THE UNITED STATES

LIBRARY OF CONGRESS

400

A SHORT LIVED MANHUNT IN MIAMI ENDED IN JULY 2026 WITH THE ARREST OF THIS PAIR OF MANOSPHERE INFLUENCER BROTHERS TEMMING FROM CHARGES IN THE UK

TATE BROTHERS

500

THIS CIA PSYCHOLOGICAL EPXERIMENTAITON PROGRAM WAS FOCUSED ON GIVING ITS TEST SUBJECTS BAD HEAD VIA DRUGS IN ORDER TO TRY AND DEVELOP MIND CONTROL TECHNOLOGY

MKULTRA


500

UFC FIGHTER ISLAM MAKACHEV CLAIMS IF YOU SEND YOUR SON "2-3 YEARS AND FORGET" TO THIS REPUBLIC IN THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION, HE'LL COME BACK A REAL WARRIOR

DAGESTAN

500

DURING THE BLACK DEATH, IT WAS COMMON THROUGHOUT EUROPE TO SEE CATHOLIC PEFORMING THIS DISTURBING PRACTICE WHILE PARADING THROUGH TOWN

SELF FLAGELLATION

500

YOU SHOULD NEVER FORGET THIS DATA CENTER 

9/11 MEMORIAL

500

THIS APP DEBUTED IN 2009, WAS DESIGNED SPECIFICALLY TO AID ITS USERS WITH THEIR LOCAL MAN HUNTS

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