In Your Element
Greek Hero NBA discourse
Nicknames and Aliases
Goblin Mode
Inverse of Wearing a T-Shirt of a Band in Public
100

This is the most abundant element in the universe

Hydrogen

100

This fraud won zero rings without help from Athena. He also played second fiddle to Trojan War MVP Achilles, who also has a much better Homer epic written about him. 

Odysseus

100

Heisenberg 

Walter White

100

How much elixir does the evo dart goblin cost in Clash Royale? 

3 elixir

100

In Bloom, All Apologies, Come As You Are

Nirvana

200

Diamonds are a crystalline form of this pure element 

Carbon

200

defeated a prime Nemean Lion. Brought former legend Prometheus out of retirement. The best body in the league for twelve straight labors. Has a movie made about him. How can you not have him as the GOAT? 

Hercules

200

The Dragon

Joseph Choi

200

In the Harry Potter book series, what industry do the majority of goblins shown work in?

Banking

200

Whole Lotta Love, Kashmir, Black Dog

Led Zeppelin

300

Often considered a hedge against inflation, investment into this transition metal tends to spike in times of economic uncertainty. 

Gold

300

Notorious ring chaser who got defeated by his former team (Medea) towards the end of his career. No success without the Argonauts, the strongest supporting cast of all time. His greatest accomplishment is just holding some wool. We done with 1200 BCE

Jason

300

Beast Mode

Marshawn Lynch 

300

The bait of getting someone to say goblin followed by a response of "Goblin up these nuts" is a part of a popular style of joke. What fake disease did popular streamer Tyler "Ninja" Blevins allegedly have in 2016? 

Ligma

300

Runnin with the Devil, Panama, Right Now

Van Halen

400

The process of fusion in the sun turns hydrogen into this nonmetal element

Helium

400

While Coach Athena absolutely had a role to play in setting him up for success, this hero's dominance and clutch factor in the final minutes against Medusa cannot be understated. Racked up back to back titles after defeating the sea monster guarding Andromeda the following season. Great guy on and off the court, plays the game the right way, type of guy you'd let date your daughter

Perseus 

400

Old Hickory

Andrew Jackson

400

What two Lord of the Rings characters participate in a competition to see who can kill the most orcs (basically goblins) during a battle? 

Gimli and Legolas

400

Master of Puppets, For Whom the Bell Tolls, Nothing Else Matters

Metallica

500

Exposure to this element, traditionally found in gasoline, led to a decrease in the average IQ of millions of Americans by up to 6 points in the 1960s

Lead

500

If he wasn't going against the man with the most unstoppable peak in history (Achilles), this trojan hero would have won so many more championships and MVPs. Unfortunately, when it mattered most, Achilles drove in the spear, ending his career and signaling the end of the Trojan Dynasty. 

Hector

500

Travis Scott

Jacques Bermon Webster III

500

In the Tobey McGuire Spiderman movies, the Green Goblin, played by Willem Dafoe, gets impaled by his own flying device. The Green Goblin mantle is then taken up by what character in the following movies? 

Harry Osbourn

500

Dead!, Helena, Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na  Na Na Na Na Na) 

My Chemical Romance

M
e
n
u