OT Legends
This OG human got handcrafted by God himself, just vibes and dust.
Who is Adam
This book? Straight-up worship playlist. David was dropping bars before Spotify existed
What is Psalms
This dude built the ultimate luxury floating crib and collected all the species
Who is Noah
How many spots in the church are dedicated to Sunday school vibes?
What is 4
This man was like, ‘I’m the snack you need for real, not just hangry energy'
What is I am the Bread of Life
This man went up a mountain, came back with tablets, and said, ‘y’all need to chill
Who is Moses
This book’s the Bible’s version of ‘motivational TikTok quotes that actually slap.’
What is Proverbs
He went full main character and clapped Jericho’s walls with just vibes and trumpets
Who is Joshua
Counting the holy storage vibes. How many cabinets are flexing in the main classroom back there?
What is 2
He flexed saying, ‘I’m the glow-up in a dark world, follow me for the vibes
What is I am the Light of the world
She played Samson and got him to spill his weakness
Who is Delilah
Paul hitting the church with a long DM like, ‘Here’s how y’all need Jesus fr.
What is Romans
This queen went from background character to main heroine, saving her whole squad without spilling the tea too soon.
Who is Esther
Front lobby energy. What’s the tea the map is spilling?
What are missionaries
He said, ‘Yes, even haters deserve some love, don’t throw shade
What is love your enemies
King Saul someone needs to slay this giant, This shepherd boy said ‘say less'
Who is David
This book is giving ‘new era unlocked’ — disciples leveling up after Jesus ascends.
What is Acts
This prophet got swallowed whole, vibed inside a giant fish for three days, and came out like a changed man.
Who is Jonah
Big barrel energy, why’s this barrel flexing in the front lobby?
What is food donations
This dude basically said, ‘Treat others how you want to be treated, no cap.
What is Love your neighbor as yourself
This man really said ‘lions? bet’ and turned a death trap into a sleepover.
Who is Daniel
This one’s wild — dragons, beasts, angels, and the ultimate endgame. MCU could never.
What is Revelation
The ultimate main character: healing, teaching, and flexing miracles like it’s nothing.
Who is Jesus
How many businesses are flexing in this lot?
What is 7 (8 with CVS)
He said, ‘I’m the main character path to the Father, no detours.
What is I am the Way the Truth and the Life