He’s from New Zealand, powered by sunshine, and somehow never gets tired.
Who is VIX MARAIS
They spend their days wrangling small humans, singing songs with hand motions, and occasionally their parents don’t actually go to chapel — they just drop the kids off and disappear.
What is KIDSMIN
This Bible character would’ve been great at working in the kitchen because he could feed thousands with just bread and fish — and no one had to deal with mystery meat
Who is JESUS
Right, right… wait, no… left? Actually, I have no idea where we’re going
Who is ELISABETH
The campground store where you can buy candy and sometimes kids mysteriously “forget” to pay.
What is NIBBLE NOOK
This director of ministries is 40% coffee, 60% Bible verses, and 100% energy during chapel.
Who is LUKE LAROCQUE
This crew keeps everyone fed, sometimes with delicious meals, sometimes with mystery meat that’s so mysterious even the chef looks confused.
What is KITCHEN
This Old Testament leader would’ve been a perfect dining hall server — he already had experience handing out manna. And unlike the kitchen staff, he didn’t even need a budget
Who is MOSES
6… 7… wait, is that how you count the number of chicken nuggets left?
Who is JADEN
The sandy spot where competitive volleyball after dinner has ended more friendships than Monopoly.
What is BEACH VOLLEYBALL
This maintenance man can fix anything — from a leaky sink to a squeaky golf cart — except your bad attitude.
Who is ROB FREETHY
Armed with tools, ladders, and a suspicious amount of duct tape, they fix everything from broken doors to golf carts that mysteriously end up in the bushes.
What is MAINTENANCE
Known for his strength, this guy could probably carry an entire table of chairs by himself during a setup teardown. Honestly, he’s basically the original maintenance guy
Who is SAMSON
So hype! …Okay, but I actually have no idea what we’re hyped about.
Who is BILLIE
The dorms where you sleep… unless your room is up late “just talking.
What is FOUNDERS HALL
She can run the kitchen like a well-oiled machine, feed 500 people without blinking, and if you complain about the food… you might mysteriously end up on dish duty for life.
Who is Kathy Berg
They make the whole MBC sparkle like the hotel it is, and they can find anything you’ve lost… unless it’s your dignity.
What is HOUSEKEEPING
This Bible character could’ve saved housekeeping a lot of work — he just slept on a boat during a storm and didn’t care if things got messy. Basically the patron saint of Founders Hall naps.”
Who is JONAH
Bah bah… oh no, I wasn’t doing sheep sounds, I was choking on my muffin.
Who is SAM
The off-site emergency option for when the kitchen hall food was not exactly “bussing.”
What is MCDONALD'S
Some say he roams the grounds only at dawn, leaves a trail of meeting agendas, and vanishes before you can ask him a question
Who is JOHN FRIESEN
They’re basically the parents — running events, checking on everyone, and knowing exactly who left their dishes in the sink.
What is COMMUNITY LIFE
This Old Testament judge defeated an army with nothing but a band, a torch, and some jars. If he worked at MBC, he’d definitely be in AV… and the show would still start late
Who is GIDEON
Oh, who is you? …No seriously, are you on staff or just really confident?
Who is AMY
The most Instagram-worthy spot at MBC, where you’ll find sunsets, deep talks, and one person pretending to be a model.
What is FLOATING DOCKS