Holy Fashion Disasters
This saint skipped trendy clothes and went with camel-hair apparel.
Who is St. John the Baptist
This saint is famous for hanging out with birds like a medieval Disney princess.
Who is St. Francis of Assisi?
This saint saw a vision of the Child Jesus while carrying a traveler across a river.
Who is St. Christopher?
Patron saint of lost things, accidental laundry disasters, and "where did I put my keys?"
Who is St. Anthony of Padua?
"Just gave half my cloak away. #Sharing #NoBigDeal"
Who is St. Martin of Tours?
Known for armor that screamed "I literally heard heavenly voices."
Who is St. Joan of Arc?
This saint's horse reportedly knelt during Mass.
Who is St. Wenceslaus?
This saint got hit with enough arrows to become a human pincushion and still survived initially.
Who is St. Sebastian?
Patron saint of impossible causes, deadlines, and panic.
Who is St. Jude?
"Started a monastery because group projects are hard."
Who is St. Benedict?
This saint wore chains voluntarily, making everyone else uncomfortable.
Who is St. Peter?
Legend says this saint made the sign of the cross and tamed a deadly dragon.
Who is St. George?
This saint survived being cooked in boiling oil and kept going.
Who is St. John the Apostle?
Patron saint of musicians. She is basically heaven's worship leader.
Who is St. Cecilia?
"Today's sermon: Stop stealing pears. Trust me on this one."
Who is St. Augustine?
This saint traded royal robes for a nun's habit and a life serving the poor
Who is St. Elizabeth of Hungary?
According to legend, this saint calmly shared a cave with a bear rather than fight over it.
Who is St. Seraphim of Sarov?
"Left gifts anonymously. Please stop trying to unmask me. 🎁 #SecretSanta"
Who is St. Nicholas
Patron saint of cooks. She turned kitchen duty into a holy vocation.
Who is St. Martha?
"Explained the Trinity with a shamrock. #ShamrockMicDrop"
Who is St. Patrick?
This saint was often depicted with a lion, a cardinal's hat, and a skull, creating a very confusing aesthetic.
Who is St. Jerome?
Legend says a giant fish guided this saint's boat safely through dangerous waters.
Who is St. Brendan the Navigator?
This saint's prayers allegedly caused a spring to burst forth from solid rock to provide water for travelers.
Who is St. David of Wales?
Patron saint of beekeepers. Heaven's honey consultant.
Who is St. Ambrose?
"Denied Him three times. Forgiven anyway. 🙏 #Grace"
Who is St. Peter