Characters
An elderly man who built a giant box because he saw a dark cloud
Who is Noah
She served as a prophetess, military strategist, and ONLY female judge of Israel. Great at her job too
Who was debroah
Because one name wasn't enough, Jesus gave this man 3. Cephas, Simon, and (Blank)
Who is peter
You've heard of the headless horseman, but what about these 4 horsemen?
Pestilence, War, famine, and death
This captain ran a successful cruise liner for 150 days with only minimal complaints about the smell of elephant dung
Who is noah
This was probably hard to explain to her fiancé. This woman went on to be the first virgin mother
Who is mary
Jael single-handedly defeated Sisera by driving a (Blank) into a commander's temple. That was quick
Tent peg
Jesus loved everyone, even the IRS.
Who was levi/matthew
"No, listen, the king of Israel is gonna be riding in on a (blank)...Yes, I know that sounds weird, but trust me"
What is a colt
Be careful with how you treat animals, they might start talking to you, like how this animal decided to speak up after being hit
While it's not uncommon to joke about selling your siblings, this person's brothers unfortunately took it a bit too seriously.
Who was joseph
Sometimes lying IS ok based on what this woman did for two spies who randomly appeared at her door
What is hiding them on the roof
30 pieces of silver or stay faithful...hmm..seems he chose the wrong answer
Who is Judas
Psalm 22 details a group of men dividing some clothes amongst themselves. This later came true when Roman soldiers did this gambling action with Jesus' clothes
What is casting lots
Something that makes Jesus even more relatable to the human experience is his ability to horribly stress out his parents. For example, when he ran off to these people, his mom and dad were confused about why they were scared.
The Temple of jeruselum/ the religious teachers
I guess you could say this man found himself in a HAIRY situati-- oh. Never mind, there goes his hair
Who was Samson
This kid is why you shouldn't do things while hungry...and maybe on drugs. Or maybe just don't take talking serpents seriously.
Who is eve
To be fair, if someone said they saw my dead friend walking around, then I would be doubtful as well
Who was Thomas
Maybe it was a sign the Babylonians had too much wine at their feast when this started happening on the wall...
What is a hand writing on the wall
See? Falling asleep at a meeting is nothing new. However, when Eutychus fell asleep while Paul was talking, he had this little mishap
He was left-handed, a ben'ja-miite, and assassinated King Elgon...the first part wasn't very impressive, come to think of it.
Who was Ehud
Mary, Mary, and Mary. Seems like Jesus did everything BUT marry. (The 3 important Mary's in his life)
Mama Mary, Mary Magdalene, and Mary of Bethany
Not one of the 12 really, but he did play an important role of voluntairly drowning people.
Who is john the baptist
This man had to have an angel convince him NOT TO marry his new wife because no, she didn't cheat on you; it was god. Please don't leave her.
Who is Jospeh
Martha described Lazarus ' tomb as this once the stone was rolled away. What did she expect? It's a corpse!
What is 'The stinketh' (King james version)