The Roof Is on Fire (But Probably Just Leaking)
When shingles start curling up like they’re trying to sunbathe
What are curling or damaged shingles?
These outdated panels are basically the “hold my beer” of electrical systems
What are Federal Pacific or Zinsco panels?
This type of piping fails faster than a cheap umbrella in a hurricane
What is polybutylene?
A clogged air filter makes your HVAC work harder than you on Monday morning
What is increased energy usage/cost?
These cracks in basement walls are your home whispering “I might be shifting…”
What is foundation movement?
When rainwater decides the best place to hang out is next to your foundation
What is improper grading?
When two wires share a breaker like it’s a studio apartment
What is a double-tap?
Water stains under the sink are your home’s way of saying “Hey, something not right!”
What is a leak?
Rooms that never stay warm or cool have leaks in these metal spaghetti noodles
What is ductwork?
Smoke detectors should be replaced every this many years, even if they still beep at 3 a.m.
What are 10 years?
These boards under the roof edge rot faster than bananas on a counter
What are fascia boards?
These outlets save lives and judge you silently if you use a hair dryer near the sink
What is a GFCI outlet?
A water heater older than 15 years is basically applying for retirement
What is past its service life?
Fogged windows mean this part gave up on life
What is a failed window seal?
Missing handrails are an accident waiting to happen (and a lawsuit’s best friend)
What is a safety hazard?
Forgetting the downspout extension often leads to this foundation-ruining mess
What is moisture or erosion at the foundation?
Exposed wires should be in these boxes instead of waving around like party streamers
What are junction boxes?
Old galvanized pipes get clogged with rust, giving you this sad shower experience
What is low water pressure?
A furnace making loud bangs may just need this crusty buildup removed
What is sediment or dirt buildup?
Mold loves this the way teenagers love Wi-Fi
What is moisture or poor ventilation?
These cracks in your home’s “skin” let water in like an uninvited guest
What are siding cracks?
These vintage two-prong outlets belong in museums, not homes
What are ungrounded outlets?
A toilet that rocks like it’s trying to start a band just needs this
What is a wax ring replacement?
Doors that stick for no reason might be tattling on your home’s movement
What is foundation settling?
Termite evidence looks like these muddy, creepy bug highways
What are mud tubes?