Columbo Guest Stars
Bad Guy Lines
Capitonyms
Weird Al Yankovic
Say the line, Bart!
100

This actor played the murderer in Season 2 Episode 6 "A Stitch in Crime". He might have succeeded if he were more logical.

Leonard Nimoy

100

"You're no closer than the Babylonians with their swords and fire sticks." 

Apocalypse

100

A small village; A famously indecisive man.

Hamlet

100

This actor, of wizarding fame, portrayed Al in his biopic.

Daniel Radcliffe

100

"We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents."

Bob Ross

200

After being murdered in Season 3 Episode 1, "Lovely but Lethal", this actor ended up playing the President of the US for nearly a decade. 

Martin Sheen

200

"Such heroic nonsense."

Megatron

200

A citrus fruit; A commonly spoken language.

Mandarin

200

"Amish Paradise" started beef with this chilly rapper. 

Coolio

200

"And here we are, your moment of Zen."

Jon Stewart

300

In Season 3 Episode 7 "Swan Song", this man-in-black ended up behind bars instead of on the prison stage.

Johnny Cash

300

"Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do."

(Daily Double!)

HAL9000

300

The peak of summer; Venerable or majestic.

August

300

"A Saga Begins" parodies the life of Anakin Skywalker; set to the tune of this national dessert.

American Pie

300

"Bang, Zoom, Straight to the Moon"

Ralph Kramden

400

This actor appeared first as the serious, professional boyfriend in Season 1 Episode 5 "Lady in Waiting". He reappeared in Season 5 Episode 3 "Identity Crisis" - this time as a victim.

Leslie Nielsen

400

"Someday? Someday my dream will come? One night you will wake up and discover it never happened."

Vincent

400
Relating to a particular area of the Czech Republic; Socially or artistically unconventional.

Bohemian

400

Weird Al loves to parody pop music, to be sure, but he also loves to create music in this spotty genre.

Polka

400

"And that's the way it is."

Walter Kronkite

500

This actor, who won an Academy-Award for his performance in Ed Wood, is the only guest star that played two different roles in the same Columbo episode - Season 2, Episode 8 "Murder Times Two"

Martin Landau

500

"You're an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill."

Colonel Kurtz

500

An artistic pattern; Relating to a particular prophet.

Mosaic

500

The first recorded live performance of "My Bologna" took place on the stage of this demented physician way back in 1979. 

Dr. Demento

500

"Here's Johnny!"

(Daily Double!)

Ed McMahon

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