LITERARY CHARACTERS ON TWITTER
I'm Carillon on at Notre-Dame in 1482
Who is Quasimodo?
Yes, there really is a name for the fear of this number--it's triskaidekaphobia
John Hinckley was acquitted of shooting Ronald Reagan by reason of this
What is insanity?
...to make this fermented cabbage dish with a German name that's popularly served with hot dogs
What is sauerkraut?
If you're into acting or photography, you may want a B.F.A., which stands for this
What is a Bachelor of Fine Arts?
I'm rescuing Mr. Frodo from Orcs & leading him to the edge of the Crack Of Doom; it can be rough being Mr. F's friend
Who is Samwise?
It's the country someone with sinophobia would be least apt to visit
What is China?
From the Latin for "no boundary", it refers to a quantity or distance so large it cannot be measured
What is infinite?
...for sashimi & fillets of thisfish, though some prefer it from a can
What is tuna?
A dentist may have a D.M.D., Doctor of Dental Medicine, or a D.D.S., Doctor of Dental this
What is Surgery? (Science is accepted)
Beowulf ripped off my arm & I'm in Heorot Hospital, but not for long; prognosis is terminal
Who is Grendel?
Sadly, with panphobia, you're afraid of this, & this, & this & this...
What is everything?
It's the emission of visible light by a hot object
What is incandescence?
...for a Waldorf salad, originally just this fruit, celery & mayo; the walnuts came later
What are apples?
One who has an I.E. degree works in this type of engineering
What is industrial?
Having a red-letter day--been sentenced to stand for 3 hours on a pillory platform; the 17th c. stinks!
Who is Hester Prynne?
If you're a tachophobe, you won't be feeling the need for this
What is speed?
According to Locke, these kinds of rights cannot be violated by any governing authority
...to make festive skewers of tomato, basil & fresh chunks of this cheese
What is mozzarella?
To earn this degree, M.Div., you'll have to study Greek, Hebrew & the Old & New Testaments
What is a Master of Divinity?
2 1886 Twitterers, please: I'm killing someone. Now I have a medical degree. Now I'm being killed, which kills me as well
Who are Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Papyrophobia is the fear of this--touching it, seeing it, being cut by it
What is paper?
It's a ritual recitation of verbal charms or spells to produce a magic effect
What is incantation?
...for this Spanish summertime soup containing pureed tomatoes, peppers, onions & garlic
What is gazpacho?
You can earn a J.D. degree online, preparing you to practice in this field
What is law?