Guess the Major
You solve for X more than you sleep, and your calculator is basically an extension of your hand.
Math
#mirrorselfie
Jules
🥵+🍫
Hot Chocolate
How many combined arms, legs, eyes and noses does Rachel have?
7
An elderly man solves grief by flying his house to South America with a child.
UP
You write code that works… eventually. You spend half your time debugging and the other half explaining what debugging is.
Computer Science
Purple. Can't see face, but maybe a bit of the side profile?
Kyler
🥚+🐚
Eggshell
How many events did Rachel swim today?
4
A group of sentient household objects experience an identity crisis when one of them learns he’s replaceable.
Toy Story
You say “it depends” a lot and can turn literally anything into a supply-and-demand graph.
Economics
making an "ummm face"? but one fist clenched?
Maddie
👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻👨🏻
Five Guys
What is Rachel's non-main insta handle?
rachellssfinsta
A man learns his entire life is a software issue.
The Matrix
You read a lot of theory, argue about meaning, and everyone asks what job you’ll get.
Philosophy/English
fish eye, fish face
Gwen
🥛+👸🏼
Dairy Queen
How many practices were in Rachel's most recent winter training (01/02-01/12)
19 Practices
An energy company realizes screaming children might have ethical implications.
Monster's Inc
Your projects involve making things move, break, or not break… preferably on purpose.
Mechanical Eng
smiling, but at a 10 degree angle?
John Howland
🍭+🍋+🐓
Sweet and Sour Chicken
How many pounds is Rachel (as of last week)?
92lbs
A celebrity athlete gets lost, discovers rural culture, and forgets his job.
Cars