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An army of people get revived and given magical powers by a giant ping pong ball to battle the evil forces of geometry.
Destiny
Literal child massacres an entire civilization of monsters just to hear a skeleton's boss music.
Undertale
SUS: The Game
Among Us
Realistic shooting game that has random drama no one cares about. Don't forget to ban clash.
Rainbow Six Siege
It has blocks in it. Look for diamonds. That should be all you need to answer this one.
Minecraft
Local cop spends hours running around and killing zombies in his massive Police department while being hunted by a massive guy with a trench coat and stylish hat.
Resident Evil 2
Local plumbers go on a quest to save a princess from a down bad spiky turtle.
Literally any Mario brothers game.
PS3 game with a banger soundtrack where up to 4 people start blasting their way through barbarians, thieves, conehead knights, demons, ninjas, bears, a big fish cat thing, and finally an evil wizard, all to save a literal clown.
Castle Crashers
Soldier terrorizes group of totally innocent and definitely not cannibalistic tribe members while searching for a cube in an underground cave on an island with a forest.
Sons of the Forest
If someone calls this 2d minecraft again I swear. Mine and kill things, build cool stuff, kill bosses, repeat.
Terraria
Immortal man bashes his head against the brick wall that is every boss in his game while simultaneously causing permanent damage to his spine by rolling, just to get to a big tree.
Elden Ring
A russian, german, american, and a japanese guy fight zombies while going through what has to be the most confusing story of all time.
Black Ops zombies
Agent of a police group gets about 30 seconds of peace before a giant super soldier kool aid mans through her wall. For the rest of this basically 2 minute long game, she has to run and roll away from the thing as it pulls out like 50 different weapons and has to "kill" it like 20 times.
Resident Evil 3
Unusually polite kid manipulates friend into teaching them dark magic to kill the wizard equivalent of gangsters easier.
Hogwarts Legacy
A middle aged guy and a teenage girl fight their way through mushrooms to get to the outpost of a terrorist group named after a glowing bug.
The Last of Us
Petty criminal gets held at gunpoint by a middle aged white guy, and then spends the rest of the game heisting with him, his psycho best friend, and an extremely creepy guy with a cane.
Grand Theft Auto 5
Ridiculously toxic medieval fighting game that is only alive because of its uniqueness. Watch in vain as the player with superior skill presses a single button 50 times and wins.
Thanks! Thanks! Thanks!
For Honor
Play this survival game for literal months while taming an arsenal of dinosaurs just to get blasted by a guy who has basically ascended to godhood by playing for years.
Ark: Survival Evolved
Build base. Destroy other base. Hear slurs from builder of other base. Kill builder of base. Build bigger base. Kill random scientists with guns. Watch as other base builder comes to destroy your base. Repeat. Then ask yourself: Was it worth it? Realize the answer should be no. Why do you torture yourself by playing this game?
Rust
Dying Light
Chad bug fights through a city full of bugs that are all tier 3 subs to a moth. It also gets jumped by its sister on multiple occasions and has to fight its other, much cooler sibling, before it finally smites the moth.
Hollow Knight
Absolute god tier agent fights through a village, castle, and island full of zombie-like and unnecessarily aggressive Spanish people while delivering the best one liners the world has ever seen.
"Can't remember the name huh? A senior moment perhaps."
Resident Evil 4
How is it that the player characters in this game are absolutely god tier at escaping prison, but somehow can't figure out how to not get captured again? These guys have been to like 50 different prisons by now.
Space ninjas fight mentally disabled clones, a corporation that turned greed into a religion, and weird spore creatures that take over everything. Plot twist: The ninja was a child the whole time...?
Warframe
College kid accidentally lands on island with a crazy tribe, gets magical tattoos that turn him into John Wick, then goes on a journey to save his idiot friends. You better not have chosen that alternate ending. You know what I'm talking about.
"Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?"
Far Cry 3