This HotTakes legend has upwards of 30 siblings.
Who is Tyler?
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."
Who is Wayne Gretzky?
This city hosted the 2010 Winter Olympics.
What is Vancouver?
This racket sport is played in a four-walled court, with points scored when the opponent cannot return the ball before it bounces twice.
What is Squash?
This fictional golfer questionably said, "You're in big trouble pal, I eat pieces of s*** like you for breakfast"
Who is Shooter McGavin?
This HotTakes employee's real name is Peter.
Who is Peter James White?
“Aim for the bushes" is agreed upon by 2 cops, before jumping off a building an totally missing the bushes in this movie?
What are The Other Guys?
This city hosts the world's oldest annual marathon, first run in 1897.
What is Boston?
This sport is played on a grass pitch with 11 players per side and uses a hard wooden bat and a red or white ball.
What is Cricket?
This NHL player famously told opposing player Drew Miller of the Detroit Red Wings during a chirp-off, "go dye your hair."
Who is Matt Martin?
This HotTakes employee was born in Zimbabwe.
Who is Kim "Kimbabwe" Parker?
This character famously said, “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
Who is Michael Scott?
This Mediterranean island nation shocked the soccer world by winning the UEFA Euro Championship in 2004.
What is Greece?
This water sport involves a ball, seven players per side, and matches are played in pools, combining elements of swimming and wrestling.
This famously sassy NHL coach once said, “Why should I talk to you? I don’t even know if you’re a real reporter. You look like a guy selling hot dogs.”
Who is John Tortorella?
This HotTakes employee is an aspiring DJ (unce unce unce).
Who is Kevin?
This, now retired, NFL athlete once said during an interview, “I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”
Who is Marshawn Lynch?
This European country is the only one to win Olympic medals in both field hockey and ice hockey.
What is Germany?
This winter sport requires athletes to complete a timed descent on a steep ice track while steering with subtle shifts of body weight.
What is Skeleton?
"Mr. _____, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.”
What is Billy Madison?
This stellar HotTakes employee got Strabismus surgery on their eyeball.
Who is Marina "riri" White?
After Mary Swanson tells him there is a one in a million chance she would date him, this character enthusiastically responds with, “So you’re telling me there’s a chance”
Who is Lloyd Christmas (Dumb and Dumber)?
This mountainous European microstate has produced several World Cup alpine skiing champions despite having fewer than 40,000 residents.
What is Liechtenstein?
This combat sport is scored with points for throws, takedowns, and controlling the opponent, with divisions by weight and gender, and was first contested at the 1904 Olympics.
What is Judo?
After completing his routine, this character tells his opponent, "I hope you brought your silver polish MacElroy, cuz that was gold."
Who is Chazz Michael Michaels (Blades of Glory)