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This is what people bring when they forgot the housewarming was today!
What is nothing?
This is the first piece of furniture most people buy!
What is a couch?
This is what guests ask for before even saying hello!
What is the Wi-Fi password?
This is what you said you’d only have one of?
What is drinks?
This is the one room guests judge the hardest!
What is the bathroom?
The chore people typically pretend they’ll “start tomorrow” after moving!
What is Unpacking?
The “meal” eaten more than anything else after moving!
What is ramen?
This is the food most likely to be served at a last-minute gathering!
What is pizza?
The easiest food to burn accidentally!
What is Popcorn?
The universal house rule everyone pretends not to break!
What is no shoes in the house?
How many ounces is a standard shot?
What is 1.5 oz?
This suddenly feels like a GREAT idea after 3 drinks?
What is the Anything?
The liquor that goes in a margarita?
What is Tequila?
The household item mysteriously disappears!
What is Dishes?
The ONE thing guests are NOT allowed to touch!
What is Thermostat?
The drunkest phrase ever spoken!
What is “I’m good to drive”?
This is the item you buy every trip but swear you already have at home!
What is eggs?
A game do most people play at a kickback or party!
What is UNO?
This is the universal signal that the party is over!
What is everybody sitting quietly on their phones?
The drunk math everyone believes!
What is “I only had 2”?
You say this right before doing something you’ll regret tomorrow.
What is “Watch this"?
The real reason everyone comes to a housewarming!
What is Free food and drinks
The alcohol that is known as the “clear devil”?
What is Vodka?
This is the item you buy in bulk but still somehow run out of!
What is paper towels and tissue?
This is what your bank account says after the first month!
What is “insufficient funds”?