Lesbian Awakening
The condition I suffered from that made me think I could only end up with a man
What is comp het?
Do not place this item directly opposite the entryway door as it will reflect away good energy
What is a mirror?
The address of Imperial Apartments
I constantly used to say that women are just more visually appealing back when I was "98% sure" that I was this...
What is straight?
My china cabinet turned bookshelf has several of these hand-painted flowers
What is a lotus?
What I identified as before lesbian
What is bisexual/pansexual/queer?
One of the best features of the apartment which has become Moonie's personal runway
What is the gap between the kitchen wall and ceiling?
She is the residential site manager who has blonde hair and good vibes
Who is Heather?
Three years ago, I told this person and his girlfriend that I always see beautiful women around but I never see any good looking men and he awkwardly responded with "Everyone has their preferences"
Who/What is my former landlord?
This 1950s mid-century modern statement piece of furniture was one of my first buys for the new apartment
What is a coffee table?
The age I was when my dad freaked out at the possibility of me being gay
What is 14?
What is wood?
The number of live-in superintendents
What is 2?
When I was eight, I saw The Lightning Thief movie and developed an intense infatuation with this actress (my first celebrity crush)
Who/What is Alexandra Daddario?
The price I paid for my kitchen hutch that was in clearance at the Habitat for Humanity Restore in Stittsville
What is $10?
The event that triggered the lesbian awakening
What is Bad Gyal Anthems?
Arrange your desk or bed in this position: facing the entrance, diagonally opposite the door, with a solid wall behind
What is command/power?
During this month, a resident was caught in 4K sneaking into the pool to sunbathe before it was open
When/What is May?
Several years ago, I told this person that I would date her if she were a guy
Who/What is my high school bestie?
After picking up this rather light piece of furniture, I found a peaceful spot on a hill and watched the ferry transport cars across the river between Cumberland and Gatineau
What is the half-moon shrine/altar table?
The date I woke up and proceeded to text multiple people "I think I'm a lesbian"
When/What is July 6, 2026?
The laughing Buddha fountain has this Chinese symbol of wealth that resembles a dumpling
What is a silver ingot (yinzi)?
This floor smells the worst of smoke, because it has two grandfathered apartments
What is the 8th floor?
In this grade in elementary school, I "decided" I had a crush on the same guy that four of my classmates liked
What is grade four?
The dining set, originally imported from Taiwan, has this distinctly Chinese motif symbolizing good luck and prosperity carved into the chairs
What is a hulu/gourd/calabash?