easy
what gets wet while drying?
a towel
what has one eye but can't see?
a needle
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
a map
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are grandfather, father, and son
what are kidnappers' favorite kinds of shoes?
white vans
what increases but never decreases?
age
what has lots of eyes but can't see?
a potato
Spelled forwards I’m what you do every day, spelled backward I’m something you hate. What am I?
live
The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents but were not brothers. How can this be possible?
They were the same man—Grover Cleveland.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
onions don't cry when you cut it open
what part does the chicken have the most feathers on?
the outside
what kind of band never plays music?
a rubber band
No matter how little or how much you use me, you change me every month. What am I?
A calendar
You walk into a room that contains a match, a kerosene lamp, a candle, and a fireplace. What would you light first?
A match
What's the difference between 100 babies and a Bugatti?
I don't have a Bugatti cut up in my garage
what can you catch but not throw?
a cold
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
lunch and dinner
What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
A teapot
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
a stamp
Why can't the girl with no arms brush her hair?
She has cancer
what can you hold in your right hand but not your left hand?
your left hand
what kind of room has no windows or doors?
a mushroom
Until I am measured, I am not known. Yet how you miss me, When I have flown. What am I?
time
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
a coffin
Why don't skeletons go trick-or-treating?
because they have no body to go with