Poor Manners
Awkward Drive
Just Break Up With Him
Movie Time!
No Pain, no Gain
100
Make reservations?
What is....NO!
100
Music genre of choice?
What is screamo, slipknot, random yelling
100
Do you yell at your waitress?
What is YEAH!
100
Movie genre of choice?
What is Horror movie
100
Who gets all the pain?
Who is your date!
200
No matter what, what don't you do to your date at the dinner table?
What is compliment her
200
Does she look beautiful?
What is, yes! Of course! But don't say anything about it, you're the only one to be complimented.
200
When you are at her house dropping her off, what do you do?
What is leave her in the car and act like you forgot her
200
Popcorn or snacks?
What is No, but maybe. No matter what, it is only for you.
200
Who gets all the gain?
Who is YOU! (If she stays).
300
What word do you use to refer to her dad?
What is "pops."
300
Conversation of choice?
What is the intriguing pimple-like object situated on your back
300
Do you act disrespectful with your parents?
What is NO! You are trying to ruin the date, not end up on the streets!
300
Movie of choice?
What is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
300
Do you make her cry?
What is no you monster!
400
What do you say to her parents about their house?
What is, "this house is totally dope!"
400
Do you speed?
What is "NO!" You are trying to ruin the date, not commit murder
400
What do you do before you sit down at the table?
What is pull her chair out from under her, and Dab repeatedly.
400
Do you talk to your parents or introduce your date at all?
What is NO! you pulled her chair out from her at the restaurant...why would you talk to your parents about your date?
400
By any means necessary, what is your goal?
What is to absolutely 100% end all of her hopes of having a good date...in the nicest way possible?
500
At the table, after eating, what is a gross yet very effective way to ruin the date?
What is pass gas
500
How many total blocks do you pull away from her house?
What is 6. Sorry for making you do math
500
No matter what, who is better looking?
Who is YOU!
500
She asks you to pause the movie while she goes to the restroom, what do you do?
What is tell her your plumbing is out, and then later go use the restroom yourself.
500
If she stays through all of this mess, what do you do?
What is marry that woman. Marry her.
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