Favorite sayings
What does Dad say when he sees a pig?
돼지 고기 (dwaeji gogi)!
What's Dad's favorite kind of food?
Korean food-- duh
What is Dad's most common interest at Target, Walmart, or on Amazon?
SHIRTS BRUH
What does Dad say to us when we stare, goggle-eyed, at the TV?
"tUrN iT oFf"
What does Daddy say when we get a touchdown?
"TOUCHDOWN BABY!... auuu yeaaaa!"
What does Dad like to eat most-- fast-food wise?
What is the thing Dad has been collecting for his whole life? [basically]
HATS BRUH
What does Dad say when we play super intense, focus-needing games like Smash? (especially when we Battle Royale in three-player smash.)
"Ohhh.... myy..."
*noob stares at amateur pros as we smash 'cross the screen*
What does Daddy say when he catches us on camera for Instagram?
*snickers wildly*
What does Daddy eat at night? (Multiple answers)
Peanuts
The green popsicle-thing
Peanuts
Popcorn
PEANUTS
What does Dad always want more of for us all?
KC SHIRTS BRUH
What does Dad say when he sneaks downstairs?
*head slowly vanishes like on Tims Tales*
What does Dad commonly say when he kicks us outside?
"Catch me a [minnow]"
What does Dad usually get at Wegman's?
sUsHi rOlLs
What coat is Dad's winter coat?
da army green one
What does Dad say when he uses Instagram/Facebook stories?
"danch danch" and so forth in such Kim-ly music
What does Dad say when you're peeing and he needs to poo?
"I need to poo-poo-ya"
What does Dad hate and call poison?
macdonals-- sniff sniff
What is Dad's running attire name?
"Neon Jee"
What does Dad do when we text him?
"No"
"Go to bed"
"Haha"
"Bye"
"Let's go-- with Jee"