The Bodacious
80's
The Defender
Years
Globe Trotting
in Threes
The Esteemed
Dr. Z
The Details of Domestic Bliss
100

This Texas city added Brittney Lynn to its roster of adorable babies on May 10, 1985. 

Dallas

100

Brittney attended and graduated from this Christian school, a visible landmark along Route 208 North. 

Hawthorne Christian Academy

100

Young Brittney and the Zafonte family enjoyed many vacations over the years, but of the following three, they did not galavant around this attraction: 

Niagra Falls, Lake George, Disney World

Lake George 

100

Although not far off, young Brittney's career aspirations were not always to be a doctor, but rather this, because they were "blond and pretty." 

Nurse

100

Brittney married the love of her life, Joe Scardino, on September 25, 2016 at this venue. 

The Pearl S. Buck Estate

200

Brittney belongs to this generation, born between 1981 and 1996, and aptly named for coming of age around the year 2000. 

Millenials

200

Although Defender athleticism was not in Brittney's robust wheelhouse, she excelled in this musical activity on campus. 

Handbell Choir

200

Of the three scenic locations listed, this locale is not a place in which Brittney and Joe vacationed:

Napa Valley in California, A Villa in Tuscany, the Coast of Italy

Napa Valley in California

200

At the University of Medicine and Dentistry in New Jersey, Brittney obtained this distinguished degree, signaling her passion for treating patients holistically. 

Doctor of Osteopathic Medicine (or D.O.)

200

At Abington Hospital, Brittney gave birth to her first born son, Joseph Charles, on this date.

October 21, 2018

300

This was Brittney's Dad, Todd's, fond nickname for her, which encompasses both her birthplace and beauty. 

My Texas Rose

300

This high school teacher of apologetics, who became a favorite of Brittney's and of many other students as well, can still be seen roaming school hallways and lecturing in classrooms today. 

Dan Fredricks

300

The Caribbean island of Jamaica is the location of one of Brittney's high school missions trips, but of the following three, it cannot claim to be the birthplace of this: 

Reggae Music, Cayenne Pepper, Blue Mountain Coffee. 

Cayenne Pepper 

300

After completing her degree, Brittney began work in this area of medical specialty, in which she treats newborn through elderly patients.

Family Practice/Internal Medicine 

300

On August 22, 2021, Brittney gave birth to her second son, Luca Todd, at this hospital. 

Doylestown Hospital

400

This Hawthorne Gospel Church pastor dedicated Brittney to the Lord on November 30, 1986, the same year he first became Senior Pastor. 

John Minnema

400

As an eighth grader, Brittney spent a week at this camp with church friends, where she committed her life to Christ. 

Word of Life Island

400

Of the locations listed, this is the place in which Brittney did not experience a memorable missions trip:
Detroit, Honduras, Cameroon. 

Detroit

400

While recovering from his Tricuspid Valve Annuloplasty, Brittney's husband, Joe, had the great fortune of being cared for by his capable doctor-wife and a team of doctors at this New York hospital. 

Mount Sinai

400

In 2018, Brittney and Joe purchased their first home in Perkasie, PA, on the corner of these two streets. 

Rickert and Hayhouse

500

Brittney first showed her motherly nature while caring for her rabbit, Sunflower, and her pet goldfish, which she dubbed with this unimaginative name. 

Goldie

500

In 2003, Brittney graduated from high school with this prestigious honor.

Salutatorian 

500

Of the following special memories that Brittney and Joe shared while traveling together, this one did not actually happen:
Swimming with sea turtles in Hawaii, walking on an active volcano in Costa Rica, and getting stung by jellyfish in Bermuda.

Getting stung by jellyfish in Bermuda 

(Coral)

500

Now, as a Partner at this practice in Pennsburg, PA, Brittney sees anywhere from 17-20 patients per day.

Tri Valley Primary Care

500

In 2019, Brittney and Joe completed renovations on their (now) beautiful kitchen, under the careful and skillful eye of Brittney's Dad, Todd Zafonte, who operates this business. 

Kitchens & Bath by Kustom Kraft

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