About me!
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
FO DRIZZLE!
What’s a pirates favorite letter?
You think it’s R but it be the C.
My first is often at the front door.
My second is found in the cereal family.
My third is what most people want.
My whole is one of the united states.
What am I?
Matrimony (mat rye money). Which is certainly a united state!
A police officer saw a truck driver clearly going the wrong way down a one-way street, but did not try to stop him. Why not?
The truck driver was walking.
A New York city hairdresser recently said that he would rather cut the hair of three Canadians than that of one New Yorker. Why?
Because he would earn three times as much money!