He said what?
Someone asks if they can go to the bathroom. Mr Wilhelm would say this....
I don't know, can you?
Thursday is...
Rusty Scissors Thursday
If a student didn't respond to something Mr. Wilhelm was talking to them about, he would often say.....
Good talk coach, gave me goosebumps.
Mr. Wilhelm's favorite wrestler
Ric Flair
Mr. Wilhelm's favorite junk food is....
A student comes up to Mr. Wilhelm with a small injury. His response is....
Do you want me to cut it off?
Friday is....
Clean Scissors Friday
If someone was taking too long switching classes, Mr. Wilhelm would say.....
Come on! Some time this year!
Don't talk to Mr. Wilhelm until after he finishes his.....
breakfast/coffee
Mr. Wilhelm does this all day, every day.....
Slays!
When asking a student to do something for him, Mr. Wilhelm would say....
Come here (Students name) make yourself useful.
Wednesday is....
Waterboard Wednesday
When a student finally asks if Mr. Wilhelm will sharpen their pencil, after they have already asked him if he can sharpen it, or if he may sharpen it, he responds with this.....
all you had to do was ask
After a rough day Mr. Wilhelm grabs this type of pop..
Mt. Dew
This is Mr. Wilhelm's favorite April Fool's Day prank...
Flood Drill
When anyone fell asleep in class, Mr. Wilhelm would say.....
Wake up sleeping beauty!
Monday is....
Medieval torture device Monday
Mr. Wilhelm asked Nash if he heard that Lebron James was donating a bunch of money to the Red Cross because of this....
For advanced research of the Heimlich Maneuver because Lebron choked in the playoffs again this year.
Mr. Wilhelm's favorite sport to play is
Golf
This basketball player is a prima donna who will never be as good as Michael Jordan
Lebron James
A student asks Mr. Wilhelm what his favorite animal is. His response is....
I'm partial to a porterhouse/steak/ribs
A student could be thrown into this for any reason at any time....
The kid grinder
When Lathan asked Mr. Wilhelm to guess his pet chickens' names, he replied with
Mr. Wilhelm's most prized possession is his....
Autographed picture of the Four Horsemen/ Ric Flair
Mr. Wilhelm puts this in his ice cream and even on his chicken at the Chinese restaurant....
Peanut butter