Childhood Stories
Who was allegedly not invited to the other's Bar/Bat Mitzvah?
Who is Adam?
Which child handed Dad a small turd while in the shower?
Who is Alex?
What was Mom and Dad's most scandalous halloween costume?
What is a plug and socket?
What were the main themes in Alex and Maddy's Torah Portions?
What are leprosy, menstruation and eye-for-an-eye (the retaliation principle)?
What phrase is used to describe Mom's dirty underwear?
What are pudy pants?
How old was Dad when he broke his leg skiing?
What is six years old?
Create an argument for which child made the better Mom doll that sits on the windowsill in the kitchen.
(200 points for a good argument, answer up for interpretation)
What are the names of Mom's favorite movies?
What are Shawshank Redemption, Schindler's List and Slumdog Millionaire?
Who gave Dad his first car and what brand was it?
Who is Pop Pop Goldman? What is an Acura?
Which bunks were Dad in at Camp Comet?
What are Mars 1 and Earth 2?
For what did mom receive soap in her mouth as punishment?
What is cutting her bangs, leaving evidence in the toilet, and lying about it?
What were the names of the two lullabies that Mom sang to Maddy and Alex before bedtime?
What are "Tell Me Why" and "Witchcraft"?
Which song did Maddy and Adam dance to at her Bat Mitzvah? Which song did Alex and Shari dance to at his? (extra 100 points if you guess the artists correctly)
What are "Thinking Out Loud" by Ed Sheeran and "Just The Way You Are" by Billy Joel?
Which actor famously wore the suit that Dad modeled at Uncle Marc's wedding?
Who is Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber?
What is Dad's porn name?
Who is Hector Denburg?
Who tied mom up to a tree and destroyed her homework?
Who are her neighbors?
Upon whom did Maddy diarrhea right before her first bath?
Who is Shari? (Adam and Mima were also unfortunately present for this stinky event)
What was Dad's first rated R movie?
What is "The Jerk"?
In what year did Mom and Dad share their first kiss?
What is 1987?
What was Mom's famous phrase used to describe the accomplishments of Chiev, our tour guide in Cambodia?
What is raising a family of pygmies?
How/why was the McDonogh school gate knocked down?
What is Uncle Steve forced Dad to drive to school when he was 14 so he could cram for a test?
From what store did Mom get new pants after the infamous Benihanarrhea?
What is Strawberry?
Name 3 of the songs in the original Maddy movies.
What are "Maniac", "Bittersweet Symphony", and "Somebody's Baby"?
At whose concert was Dad arrested? Why?
Who is Steve Miller? What is a fake I.D?
List all of Alex's obsessions over the years.
What are Star Wars, rollercoasters, skiing, maps/globes, cars, 12 hours of sleep, healthy eating, Justin Bieber, drawing mosques, James Bond movies, and Maddy?