Mom-umental events
How old was she when she had her first child?
21
If you said "what the h___"
SAY WHAT IN THE WORLD THREE TIMES
Which child does she spoil the most?
Shalom.
Cue the tradition soups, bought snacks and farm to table breakfasts.
EASIEST protein snack to make
Sprouts
Right before the Chuppah when she asked if I was 'sure' about marrying her daughter.
Michoel
How many times has Mommy gotten her nails done?
If you told her: "Hows it having a quiet house?"
Which child is her favorite
Mendel (and some others feel its them as well)
Dont throw away old clothing, instead...
Make shmatehs.
When I walked into her room and thought she was wearing a suicide bomber vest (weighted vest)
Aharon Dubov
What's her guilty pleasure snack?
Chocolate.
If you call someone by their nickname
SO weird. They have a name for a reason.
Which child calls the most
Rivkale
Why make a whole fancy Shabbos?
Cucumber, tomatoes, and grilled chicken is fine.
"My mother never even let me in the kitchen"
Chanale
Whats the name of the first school she taught in?
Tomei Devorah
If the edge of your sleeves get dirty/wet
KATCHEL UP DE ABUL
Which child does she dream about most?
Michoel
Instead of laundry detergent, use..
Those blue balls and some vinegar
"When she saw a random phone getting a phone call from a guy I had interest in (at the kinus), and took a photo of that phone"
How many people did Mommy date?
1 (+1 I didn't even want to go out with - so it doesn't count)
If you had bad breath
Which child driver her the most insane in the kitchen (cooking and cleaning wise)?
Menucha Rochel
How to get in the 12P.
Go inside, climb to the back, unlock, leave the car and go around to close the door.
When she told Katee she had 'weed' and she almost had a heart attack.
(as remembered by) Hindale.