Great Fails
Dad infamously swept Chandler's legs out from under her in a game of what?
What is kickball.
This is how Mammaw Nell pronounced "Jalepeño"
What is Palepiño.
Chandler would share food (mainly yogurt) with this animal and it would cause intense diarrhea.
Who is Montana.
Granny said this on sight of the Grand Canyon
What is "Cool beans".
This is the candy that Chandler choked on when mom announced her "Christmas Poo".
What is a Gobstopper.
This item is what Chandler slammed against the bathroom door to create a small hole.
What is a hairbrush.
Pappap was known to eat this food item at midnight in his underwear.
What is blueberries, cold cuts, or cheese.
What is the name of Chandler's first fish that committed suicide.
Who is Fred.
Say Dad's infamous line about his luck.
This action caused Chandler to laugh so hard, she peed in the back of Dad's truck. She was in middle school.
What is Mom singing "do".
This item is is what Dad punched to break his hand.
What is a seat at the bowling alley.
Chandler got offended when Mom placed this item on top of Granny's urn.
What is a coney.
This person was the first one to pick up an ember from the fire at Uncle Bill's property because "IT WAS SHINY".
Who is Billy.
We say this when we do not like something. We adopted this saying from Little John.
What is "I can't like that".
Name the movie we had to pause for ten minutes because we were all laughing so hard. The woman in the movie poops up the wall. Mom claimed she popped a vessel in her eye.
What is "Hall Pass".
Dad is not a good driver. Name both items he has backed into from the driveway.
What is a UPS truck and candy cane Christmas lights.
Pappap was good at jokes. Name his version of tea bagging.
What is tea cupping.
This person got bit by a tick on the back of the ear while boating.
Who is Chandler.
This is what Dad says when he is defending his position on a topic.
What is "Whether I am right, or whether I am wrong, that how I am."
This person got mad at Chandler for asking to see the Amish because they were on the verge of pooping their pants on the drive home.
Who is Grandma.
Name the restaurant in which Dad was hustled a few hundred dollars for a quick-fix car job.
What is the Chili's Parking Lot
Grandma offered to do this to Brooke to help her get rid of her acne.
What is tie her up to the back of her car and scrap her acne off on the street.
This person pooped theirselves at Grandma's and tried to hide the evidence (their stained underwear).
Who is Chandler.
Mom says this when she talks about things she could previously or at one time do.
What is "I used to could".
This person had such bad diarrhea traveling that on a quick stop to a McDonald's bathroom, they pooped all over the toilet and floor and was upset to find, they had nothing to clean it up with.
Who is Chandler.