Notorious Kids Activities
This significant other runs pyramid schemes and gives terrible financial advice
Paul John Rich
This band performed at the 2001 Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving halftime show
CREED NIGGWEEEEERRRR
This title, the name of the bomb dropped on Nagasaki, can also be used as an accurate nickname for Katie
This object turns to stone all who views it
Nick’s hairline
This tool was used to discipline the kids
The wooden spoon
This activity, done by Jojo, was a federal offense that brought him great notoriety and ruined his career as a politician
Roblox voter fraud
This person is the lead singer for hit alt rock band 3 Doors Down
Brad Arnold
This stoic author and Roman leader wrote the book “meditations”
Marcus Aurelius
This quote, said by Gary, involved a long-haired college basketball player dunking
This event from dad’s days at the academy puts his sexuality into question
Movies in the Merchant Marines
His brothers often accuse Jojo of consuming this inappropriate type of media
Hentai
The music video for this hit 2000s alt rock song is about the conflict between two neighbors who are total opposites
Gives You Hell - The All American Rejects
This charter, written by English noblemen in 1215, was the first document to express the principle that a king was not above the law, becoming an inspiration for American revolutionaries centuries later
The Magna Carta
This food is created by the shoving of a hot dog into a Costco chicken bake
Chicken bweiner
The mailman
This activity, a hallmark anger response of a very young Jojo, claimed his brother as its victim after he was messing with him
This song was a hit folk song written about the sinking of what was, at the time, the largest cargo vessel to sail the Great Lakes
The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald
This historical figure, whose moral reputation is often in dispute, was a zealous abolitionist who was executed after trying to cause a slave uprising, whose life and death would eventually lead to the civil war
John Brown
- A character created in Source Film Maker that has recently taken the internet by storm, even being put into Fortnite
- The 17th state of the U.S.
- Slang for the buttocks
- A term for a person’s ability to attract the opposite gender
Skibidi ohio gyatt rizz
This desert item became a running gag following its inclusion in a wedding
Grandma’s vegan cake
What is a reindeer’s favorite snack?
Peanutbutter on Jojo’s dingaling
What hit song by Kanye West includes the lines:
“What if Mary was in the club/ ‘Fore she met Joseph, around hella thugs?”
Wolves
This historical Protestant figure was an important military leader in the English Civil War, who would go on to become Lord Protector of the English Commonwealth, conquering Scotland and Ireland
Oliver Cromwell
What is Jojo’s true Christmas wish?
A goth gf
This event caused mom to threaten to break out an AK-47 on the Hughes family
Gary breaking his head open innertubing