This conservative cutie loves bicameral legislatures and equality. (Constitutional Charter of 1814, amnesty to regicides, blah blah blah)
Louis XVIII
This bathtub-garment-clad Frenchman led the Reign of Terror, in which 40,000-60,000 who did not agree with him or the Republic of Virtue were slaughtered
Robespierre
Mans made the Treaty of Cateau. Ended an ongoing religious war, no biggie
Henry II
Looks like we're heading into the Crimean AND The Franco-Prussian War I guess! Who dun it, gang?
Louis Napoleon III
Plotted against Nazis from Britain! Gained France some more political influence! Ooh la la, we like!
This conservative ruler abdicated because he didn't want to become a constitutional monarch
Charles X
This absolute ruler is prone to exiles and swinging between being a cold and reclusive weirdo and a charming social butterfly. He split with the church with the Concordat of 1801 and was finally defeated at the Battle of Waterloo.
Napoleon
Edict of Nantes: Catholicism is the official religion, but still freedom of religion I guess? Freedom of worship!
Henry IV
Led France into the War of Devotion, the Dutch War, the War on the League of Augsburg, and the War of Spanish Succession
Louis XIV
We h8 Bush's nuclear energy plan
Jacques Chirac
This conservative babe implemented the July ordinances, disenfranchising 3/4 of the voters, censoring the public, and giving land back to the nobles. This led to the July Revolution (oopsies)
Charles X
This absolutist oldie made France the strongest country in Europe by making it the center of art and culture and the wealthiest nation at the time. He believes in divine right, being quoted as saying, "L'etat est moi" (I am the state).
Louis XIV
Switched to Catholicism to unify the country. "Paris is worth the mass"
Henry IV
Oops! Got France involved in the 30 Years War! :/
Cardinal Richelieu
Liberal businessman with an umbrella
Louis Phillippe
I'm running out of ideas. What's Jason's middle name
Allen
This hot dom implemented the "Law of Suspects". People who were suspected of being anti-revolutionary were arrested and imprisoned. But evidence? Who needs it?! This action has been compared to the Star Chamber and the Spanish Inquisition.
Robespierre
Wanted to stop the Calvinists (ended that religious war, remember?)
Henry II
Led France into the Peninsular War
Napoleon
Robespierre's approach to weaken the church
Worship the supreme being
Napoleon's real height
5'7 according to John
Describe the Subsistence Commission
just get it close enough
Concordat of Bologna- Challenged the church and gave the king the power to appoint the clergy
Francis I