This country is home to an animal whose horns are mistaken for tree branches, helping it disappear in plain sight.
What is Canada? (moose)
This universally recommended troubleshooting technique involves interrupting and restoring electrical continuity.
What is restarting (or rebooting)?
A giant shark ruins everyone’s beach day.
What is Jaws?
A cylindrical processed meat encased in a synthetic sheath, later liberated and consumed in a bread cradle.
What is a hot dog?
This U.S. state is known for chaos, theme parks, and questionable news headlines.
What is Florida?
This device provides internet but randomly decides when you deserve it.
What is a router?
A suburban minor conceals an extraterrestrial being while evading government interest.
What is E.T.?
A fermented wheat-based structure whose primary purpose is to act as an edible support system for other ingredients.
What is bread?
This country is home to a jumping marsupial that looks like it skipped leg day but didn’t.
What is Australia? (kangaroo)
This digital hoarder quietly fills up until it forces you to delete things you forgot existed.
What is a hard drive (or storage)?
A man refuses to share a floating door.
What is Titanic?
A starch-based vegetable altered through submersion in heated lipids and finished with sodium chloride.
What are French fries?
This city never sleeps, probably because it’s too loud.
What is New York City?
This common error message basically means “we have no idea what’s wrong.”
What is “something went wrong”?
A group walks for hours just to throw jewelry into a volcano.
What is The Lord of the Rings?
A folded carbohydrate delivery system containing seasoned protein, often resulting in structural failure mid-consumption. Fun fact, my future wife wants these at her wedding and I want pizza :D
What is a taco?
This country spans so many time zones it can’t agree what time it is, yet remains mostly freezing.
What is Russia?
This intangible resource is strongest when unneeded and weakest during urgency.
What is Wi-Fi (or signal)?
Rich people fight over who gets to sit on an uncomfortable chair.
What is Game of Thrones?
A sweetened frozen dairy aeration that exists in multiple states between solid and liquid.
What is ice cream?