MATH
(my age) + (jilly's age)
26 + 9 = 35
2016
Sports
"I was in the junior olympics"
My favorite reality TV show
Survivor
With his long floppy ears, towering height, and unforgettable confidence, this Star Wars Gungan is my crush
JAR JAR BINKS <3
Breakfast (in general)
Egg and cheese from Bagelsaurus or Pavement
(3) x (4) = 12
2023
Bike
"I got hit by a car"
My favorite YA drama
Pretty Little Liars
With windswept hair, a permanent beach tan, and the energy of a man genetically engineered in a surf shop, this Survivor winner returned from extinction looking absurdly handsome.
CHRIS UNDERWOOD <3
Dinner
Feta pasta
[(letters in my full name) + (number of tattoos I have)]/3
2018
Musician
"I went on a date with Yung Gravy"
My favorite artist (music) right now
Sabrina Carpenter
Despite wearing a shredded black robe and sounding like he survives entirely on phone calls and bad intentions, this horror icon somehow became weirdly attractive to an alarming number of people online.
GHOSTFACE <3
Lunch (at home)
Chicken sandwich made very specifically
(age gap between me and gage) x (number of days Ben and I have been dating)
4/11/2021
4 x 1868 = 7472
TD Garden
"I was on Chappel Roan's guest list"
My favorite video game
Silksong
Covered in shimmering green vines, speaking entirely in seductive plant metaphors, and somehow making eco-terrorism look glamorous, this Batman villain awakened something in an entire generation of viewers.
UMA THURMAN AS POISON IVY <3
Breakfast (home)
Lucky charms
[(number of teeth jilly has lost this year) x (number of flies jilly has killed this month)] + number of years i have attended school in my life
Summer 2019
Furry
"I was the Northeastern mascot"
My favorite movie
With rolled-up sleeves, a smug little grin, and the confidence of a man who knows his pickles are superior, this mascot somehow turned a deli container into a thirst trap.
SAM SAM THE PICKLE MAN <3
Drink
lemonade